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A russian man, a cuban man, a polish man and an english man are all sitting in the carriage of a train, having a conversation.

The russian takes out a bottles of finest vodka, takes one swig and throws it out the train. The other three look impressed. The russian says "where I come from vodka is of such little value and nobody wants it, so we just want to throw it away"

The cuban sees this and wants to go one better. He takes out the finest cuban cigar, takes one drag and throws it out the window. He says "in cuba, cigars are of such little value and nobody wants them so we just throw them away."

The Englishman sees this and wants to beat both of them. He picks up the polishman and throws him out the window. He says "they are of such little value, so many of them and nobody wants them that we just throw them out of the windows of trains"




You will get that joke if you are british and are not easily offended