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Edward Scissorhands bugs me too...

Warning. Swearing ahead.

It's a perfectly fine movie... but it just pisses me off to no end that they never explain why the fuck would Vincient Price gave him scissor hands in the first place!

Anything! I mean... WHY WOULD HE HAVE SCISSOR HANDS!

That's the last thing you would want to make someones hands! Why not claws! Or just nubs! or Hooks! Why Scissors!

Even being Edward Machine Gun Hands would be better because he'd run out of bulles eventually.

Why the hell did they give him the room with the water bed. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that's a bad idea!

Why didn't they think to get him prostetics in the first place!

Why would you want to try and sleep with someone who ahs scissor hands! They have freaking scissor hands. That's just so unnesisarily dangerous.

The movie just asks you to suspend too much disbelief.



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Joeron said:
Fumanchu said:
Any videogame to movie adaptation.

*cough* Super Mario Bros *cough*

 

That movie made me feel ashamed to be a Mario fan.


 Ooh, actually yeah.  That's the worst movie i've ever seen all the way through.  Good call.



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brainteeth said:
mortal kombat 2

I don't know if this will mean anything to you, but I hated MK2 as a kid. When I was like 12, I saw the flick in the theaters and thought it was the worst movie I had ever seen (keeping in mind that I liked both the games and the 1st movie). I went like 8 years without seeing it until one day my friend convinced me that we should get drunk and watch it. And, I must say, I now think it's awesome. It's still bad, but that wonderous kind of bad.

So, if your old enough to drink, or even if your not (I havn't checked your prof), I recommend getting a friend or two together and take shots whenever a fight breaks out for no reason. It's a good time.

In fact, everyone should do it.

(I can't believe taxi driver, reanimator, the blair witch project, and phone booth were thrown out as worst movie options.... oh well, to each his own).



Oh, I saw The Good Shepherd in theaters a while back, and unfortunately, my friends rented it before I could tell them how crappy it was...they were a few minutes in when I got there.

I don't know if I have a short attention span or what...but that was probably the most boring movie I've ever seen. When I saw it in theaters I actually fell asleep.



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the worst me I've ever seen has to be "Spy Kid 3D", I knew it was a bad idea to get dragged into a kid's movie by my ex, but I've never seen a 3D movie, so I thought it'd be okay, Wow, what an experience. I vow to never seen another movie with any of the actors participated in that movie ever again.



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If a movie is so incredibly bad its funny I actually like them. For instance Manos Hands of fate, hands down the biggest POS ever made, but soooooo funny. Especially scenes with a character named Torgo, you people that haven't seen it should look up Torgo on youtube for the gold.

another one like the above would be a crappy movie called Robo Vampire that I have, I nearly cried laughing.

If we are talking about movies that you were hyped to see, and it pissed you off....I'd have to say Transporter 2. I was a big fan of Transporter, and Jason Statham in general, but that was one of the few times I almost walked out.