Edward Scissorhands bugs me too...
Warning. Swearing ahead.
It's a perfectly fine movie... but it just pisses me off to no end that they never explain why the fuck would Vincient Price gave him scissor hands in the first place!
Anything! I mean... WHY WOULD HE HAVE SCISSOR HANDS!
That's the last thing you would want to make someones hands! Why not claws! Or just nubs! or Hooks! Why Scissors!
Even being Edward Machine Gun Hands would be better because he'd run out of bulles eventually.
Why the hell did they give him the room with the water bed. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that's a bad idea!
Why didn't they think to get him prostetics in the first place!
Why would you want to try and sleep with someone who ahs scissor hands! They have freaking scissor hands. That's just so unnesisarily dangerous.
The movie just asks you to suspend too much disbelief.