You guys are lucky and I can't help but feel envy. But it's on a superficial level since life is so much more than beautiful women.

why the fuck didnt you come to ME for advice?!!!

Tagged to fap to later.

long term,money or a big dick should do the job

Well it wasn't advice I was seeking lol It was a progress report. I wanted to compare my new hook up with his since both appear to be similar. I'm not sure if it was interpreted as me seeking advice though.

But ... next time I'll consult you first.

What about being a lady man?

^ and with that, I'm saying good night folks.

here is what you do. you break into her house, take of all your clothes, write "the party man" all over your chest and stomach, put on a hocky mask and take a viagra pill, hold a whip in one hand and some duct tape in the other, then you proceed to hide behind her bedroom door. once he walks into her bedroom you jump out and start running around the bedroom while yelling in a deep strong voice " lets have coitus baaaabbbyyy". 

99% chance to get you laid. TRUTHFACT

That wouldn't get me laid even if I had a diamond dick from De Beers with a chocolate flavored tip. lol But I appreciate the sentiment.

Well, I'm not sure about that part in that sense, but I do intend to take off her clothes and write spray all over her chest and stomach, though.

Would Kratos approve?

@Dr. Grass

you are one of my favourite users on this website, because I think you are actually really smart, knowledgeable about your posts and respectable, quite the opposite of many others in here. For all that, I appreciatte your presence. Thank you.

But what you wrote - and are only words I'm sure a conversation could sound different - sounds a little arrogant from your side, and I said a little, it's totally ok, not calling you a scumbag, but you give me the impression of being overconfident. But that's actually a better thing than being the opposite.

at a point you say "The super rich flashy girls should mostly be avoided." but yet, you're turning yours into one because you "bought her a surfboard, a silver chain mail jacket from India (it's gorgeous), clothes, groceries etc. etc."

It's not a bad thing to spoil your lady. But I think that is too much. In my opionion.

The way I see things is quite simple. Pretty much every man would bang an attractive woman, just because. If she was attractive and had a good personality and responsability in life, then that's wife material.

It works around for the female sex too. If you're good looking, rocking some nice abs, you're gonna get laid even if you're retarded and a complete douchebag. Because you're hot and woman like to bang hot buddies too. Now, if you have goals set in life, know your place and where you wanna go and how to go, be respectable and humble, knowlegeable and great sense of humor, then you become a mentor, a providor, a protector of her interests and her life. That's what I personally feel woman want.

And my special tip about gifts: Yes, I like to spoil too, but just once in a year (outside the obvious xmas and bday events) with a gift totally out of nowhere, crafted by myself, that can be useful and she totally loves it because it is exclusive and has tremendous sentimental value.

Example: I made to my ex a notebook (when we were still in a relationship), because she loves to write, but I did it myself and carved a picture of her recently dead dog on the front hard cover of the book, and on the back, a picture of her. The hard book, was not randomly chosen, it was a piece of wood from the same species of tree her grandfather (also dead) planted to her in her backyard.

We broke up because I've moved to Norway, but boy, she is keeping that gift for the rest of her life. And won't ever forget me, I'm sure.

People give more value to that as time passes, than to materialistic presents, that get worn out or outdated in a couple months. It's the ability of touching in someone's inner being, with such a humble gift (it cost me like 10€ and about 15 hours work), a humble attitude yet secure and reliable, and relaxed, funny, dreamy personality.

That's how I am, that's my style. My 2 cents :)

Awesome thread, by the way. Also, I give my seal of approval to weedlab's avatar. Damn.