How to be a lady's man by Dr.Grass

[Weedlab]

bananaking21 said:

Weedlab said:

bananaking21 said:

Weedlab said:

why the fuck didnt you come to ME for advice?!!!

Well it wasn't advice I was seeking lol It was a progress report. I wanted to compare my new hook up with his since both appear to be similar. I'm not sure if it was interpreted as me seeking advice though.

 

But ... next time I'll consult you first.

here is what you do. you break into her house, take of all your clothes, write "the party man" all over your chest and stomach, put on a hocky mask and take a viagra pill, hold a whip in one hand and some duct tape in the other, then you proceed to hide behind her bedroom door. once he walks into her bedroom you jump out and start running around the bedroom while yelling in a deep strong voice " lets have coitus baaaabbbyyy". 

 

99% chance to get you laid. TRUTHFACT

That wouldn't get me laid even if I had a diamond dick from De Beers with a chocolate flavored tip. lol But I appreciate the sentiment.

Well, I'm not sure about that part in that sense, but I do intend to take off her clothes and write spray all over her chest and stomach, though.

 

 

Would Kratos approve?