Weedlab said:
But ... next time I'll consult you first. |
here is what you do. you break into her house, take of all your clothes, write "the party man" all over your chest and stomach, put on a hocky mask and take a viagra pill, hold a whip in one hand and some duct tape in the other, then you proceed to hide behind her bedroom door. once he walks into her bedroom you jump out and start running around the bedroom while yelling in a deep strong voice " lets have coitus baaaabbbyyy".
99% chance to get you laid. TRUTHFACT