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zexen_lowe on 10 April 2010
Orca_Azure said:
I was in Argentina on the school bus. I couldn't resist it and i started to do it.

You're awesome, you know it?




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Orca_Azure on 10 April 2010

:o! you were on the bus too? *remembers now*



MontanaHatchet on 10 April 2010
KingFate said:
sapphi_snake said:
I read about it in some magazine. Did it the first time the day after watching a BDSM-themed movie starring Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd (the scene that stuck in my head didn't involve either of them BTW).

What in fuck!?!?! That's just sick.

Yeah.

I saw the movie one day, on TV of course. I kept watching it, trying to figure out where it was going. Then Rosie O'Donnell came on the screen wearing an S&M outfit. It nearly made me puke, and also nearly made me stop like S&M. 

Nearly.

On topic:

Masturbation was probably one of the best things to happen to me. I remember that in my middle school, for the longest time, I would be horny. All the time. I would get boners constantly and it was really frustrating (one of my biggest fears being a boner during gym class). Often times, I would look at porn, and then stare at my boner (and be very frustrated with my inability to do anything). One day, I got the great idea to pull on it (after hearing from others about it).

My first time was so epic I nearly ran out of breath (literally). I thought I was going to suffocate or vomit. It was so terrible I said I'd never try it again.

Next day, I tried it again.

And the rest is history. 



 

 

indodude on 10 April 2010

I walked in on a conversation about sex during sixth grade, someone said he masturbates when he's bored.

It went on from there.



dtewi on 10 April 2010
MontanaHatchet said:
KingFate said:
sapphi_snake said:
I read about it in some magazine. Did it the first time the day after watching a BDSM-themed movie starring Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd (the scene that stuck in my head didn't involve either of them BTW).

What in fuck!?!?! That's just sick.

Yeah.

I saw the movie one day, on TV of course. I kept watching it, trying to figure out where it was going. Then Rosie O'Donnell came on the screen wearing an S&M outfit. It nearly made me puke, and also nearly made me stop like S&M. 

Nearly.

On topic:

Masturbation was probably one of the best things to happen to me. I remember that in my middle school, for the longest time, I would be horny. All the time. I would get boners constantly and it was really frustrating (one of my biggest fears being a boner during gym class). Often times, I would look at porn, and then stare at my boner (and be very frustrated with my inability to do anything). One day, I got the great idea to pull on it (after hearing from others about it).

My first time was so epic I nearly ran out of breath (literally). I thought I was going to suffocate or vomit. It was so terrible I said I'd never try it again.

Next day, I tried it again.

And the rest is history. 

And this guy locked the thread.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

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MontanaHatchet on 10 April 2010
dtewi said:
MontanaHatchet said:
KingFate said:
sapphi_snake said:
I read about it in some magazine. Did it the first time the day after watching a BDSM-themed movie starring Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd (the scene that stuck in my head didn't involve either of them BTW).

What in fuck!?!?! That's just sick.

Yeah.

I saw the movie one day, on TV of course. I kept watching it, trying to figure out where it was going. Then Rosie O'Donnell came on the screen wearing an S&M outfit. It nearly made me puke, and also nearly made me stop like S&M. 

Nearly.

On topic:

Masturbation was probably one of the best things to happen to me. I remember that in my middle school, for the longest time, I would be horny. All the time. I would get boners constantly and it was really frustrating (one of my biggest fears being a boner during gym class). Often times, I would look at porn, and then stare at my boner (and be very frustrated with my inability to do anything). One day, I got the great idea to pull on it (after hearing from others about it).

My first time was so epic I nearly ran out of breath (literally). I thought I was going to suffocate or vomit. It was so terrible I said I'd never try it again.

Next day, I tried it again.

And the rest is history. 

And this guy locked the thread.

I don't see how I could've done that, being that I'm not a mod.



 

 

dtewi on 10 April 2010
MontanaHatchet said:
dtewi said:
MontanaHatchet said:
KingFate said:
sapphi_snake said:
I read about it in some magazine. Did it the first time the day after watching a BDSM-themed movie starring Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd (the scene that stuck in my head didn't involve either of them BTW).

What in fuck!?!?! That's just sick.

Yeah.

I saw the movie one day, on TV of course. I kept watching it, trying to figure out where it was going. Then Rosie O'Donnell came on the screen wearing an S&M outfit. It nearly made me puke, and also nearly made me stop like S&M. 

Nearly.

On topic:

Masturbation was probably one of the best things to happen to me. I remember that in my middle school, for the longest time, I would be horny. All the time. I would get boners constantly and it was really frustrating (one of my biggest fears being a boner during gym class). Often times, I would look at porn, and then stare at my boner (and be very frustrated with my inability to do anything). One day, I got the great idea to pull on it (after hearing from others about it).

My first time was so epic I nearly ran out of breath (literally). I thought I was going to suffocate or vomit. It was so terrible I said I'd never try it again.

Next day, I tried it again.

And the rest is history. 

And this guy locked the thread.

I don't see how I could've done that, being that I'm not a mod.

You were SO a mod two years ago.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

MontanaHatchet on 10 April 2010
dtewi said:
MontanaHatchet said:
dtewi said:
MontanaHatchet said:
KingFate said:
sapphi_snake said:
I read about it in some magazine. Did it the first time the day after watching a BDSM-themed movie starring Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd (the scene that stuck in my head didn't involve either of them BTW).

What in fuck!?!?! That's just sick.

Yeah.

I saw the movie one day, on TV of course. I kept watching it, trying to figure out where it was going. Then Rosie O'Donnell came on the screen wearing an S&M outfit. It nearly made me puke, and also nearly made me stop like S&M. 

Nearly.

On topic:

Masturbation was probably one of the best things to happen to me. I remember that in my middle school, for the longest time, I would be horny. All the time. I would get boners constantly and it was really frustrating (one of my biggest fears being a boner during gym class). Often times, I would look at porn, and then stare at my boner (and be very frustrated with my inability to do anything). One day, I got the great idea to pull on it (after hearing from others about it).

My first time was so epic I nearly ran out of breath (literally). I thought I was going to suffocate or vomit. It was so terrible I said I'd never try it again.

Next day, I tried it again.

And the rest is history. 

And this guy locked the thread.

I don't see how I could've done that, being that I'm not a mod.

You were SO a mod two years ago.

I find it amazing how many people still think I'm a mod though. Even ioi does.

It's charming though. 



 

 

Orca_Azure on 10 April 2010
MontanaHatchet said:
dtewi said:
MontanaHatchet said:
dtewi said:
MontanaHatchet said:
KingFate said:
sapphi_snake said:
I read about it in some magazine. Did it the first time the day after watching a BDSM-themed movie starring Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd (the scene that stuck in my head didn't involve either of them BTW).

What in fuck!?!?! That's just sick.

Yeah.

I saw the movie one day, on TV of course. I kept watching it, trying to figure out where it was going. Then Rosie O'Donnell came on the screen wearing an S&M outfit. It nearly made me puke, and also nearly made me stop like S&M. 

Nearly.

On topic:

Masturbation was probably one of the best things to happen to me. I remember that in my middle school, for the longest time, I would be horny. All the time. I would get boners constantly and it was really frustrating (one of my biggest fears being a boner during gym class). Often times, I would look at porn, and then stare at my boner (and be very frustrated with my inability to do anything). One day, I got the great idea to pull on it (after hearing from others about it).

My first time was so epic I nearly ran out of breath (literally). I thought I was going to suffocate or vomit. It was so terrible I said I'd never try it again.

Next day, I tried it again.

And the rest is history. 

And this guy locked the thread.

I don't see how I could've done that, being that I'm not a mod.

You were SO a mod two years ago.

I find it amazing how many people still think I'm a mod though. Even ioi does.

It's charming though. 

Hey when did you stop being a mod?



leo-j on 10 April 2010

Well...

People started talking about it in middle school.. and I didn't know what it was..

Then when I asked a couple of people, they said "WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT JACKING OFF IS?!" "ITS WHEN YOU GO UP AND DOWN ON YOUR DICK, AND WHEN YOU DO IT TOO MUCH SPERM COMES OUT!" Im like wtf? Doesn't sperm only come out when you are having sex!

So then each and everyday, I would jack off, but nothing would ever come out (12/13) until one day, I did it non stop.. and it went BOOM.



 

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