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MontanaHatchet on 10 April 2010
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I read about it in some magazine. Did it the first time the day after watching a BDSM-themed movie starring Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd (the scene that stuck in my head didn't involve either of them BTW).

What in fuck!?!?! That's just sick.

Yeah.

I saw the movie one day, on TV of course. I kept watching it, trying to figure out where it was going. Then Rosie O'Donnell came on the screen wearing an S&M outfit. It nearly made me puke, and also nearly made me stop like S&M. 

Nearly.

On topic:

Masturbation was probably one of the best things to happen to me. I remember that in my middle school, for the longest time, I would be horny. All the time. I would get boners constantly and it was really frustrating (one of my biggest fears being a boner during gym class). Often times, I would look at porn, and then stare at my boner (and be very frustrated with my inability to do anything). One day, I got the great idea to pull on it (after hearing from others about it).

My first time was so epic I nearly ran out of breath (literally). I thought I was going to suffocate or vomit. It was so terrible I said I'd never try it again.

Next day, I tried it again.

And the rest is history. 

And this guy locked the thread.

I don't see how I could've done that, being that I'm not a mod.

You were SO a mod two years ago.

I find it amazing how many people still think I'm a mod though. Even ioi does.

It's charming though. 

Hey when did you stop being a mod?

I think it was early 2009. And I'm so glad it happened. 



 

 

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dtewi on 10 April 2010

Actually, I don't remember.

Although I remember I tried like 20 times and it didn't work.

Until one day, it did.

It felt awwwwesome.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

leo-j on 10 April 2010

The first time, it scared me, and it felt horrible, I didn't do it for weeks, and then I stared doing it periodicly.

Until I was told it was a sin against god or something, and I started crying and told my MOM. Then she was like "WHAT?!" lmao



 

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dtewi on 10 April 2010
leo-j said:
The first time, it scared me, and it felt horrible, I didn't do it for weeks, and then I stared doing it periodicly.

Until I was told it was a sin against god or something, and I started crying and told my MOM. Then she was like "WHAT?!" lmao

That's the last person you EVER tell.

You would tell your GRANDMA before you mom.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

zexen_lowe on 10 April 2010

You told your parents? I'd die before telling them I jack off...not that they don't know, for sure, I'm pretty sure they do...but I wouldn't ever tell them




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leo-j on 10 April 2010

I was only 12/13



 

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Boutros on 10 April 2010

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toastboy44562 on 10 April 2010

my dad showed me when i was 4



Mirson on 10 April 2010
leo-j said:
The first time, it scared me, and it felt horrible, I didn't do it for weeks, and then I stared doing it periodicly.

Until I was told it was a sin against god or something, and I started crying and told my MOM. Then she was like "WHAT?!" lmao

lol...I got scared too the first time.

It was late at night, around 11pm to midnight, and I was only 12-13 years old. So there I was, on the WWF (now WWE) divas website. I was looking at Trish Stratus pictures until I felt the urge to rub myself down there. I did nonstop until....you know. It felt weird, and I didn't know what it was at the time, so I started running and crying to the bathroom. The rest is history.



Boutros on 10 April 2010

leo-j's post is at 47 seconds.