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I was like 6 or 7 years old, years before I could ejaculate.

It took me like 6-7 other years to learn that the thing I do is the same thing as this so called "masturbation", so I didn't invent it as I imagined.

For some years, I was also worried that it will make my penis grow smaller than average.



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oldschoolfool said:
This thread offends me. There's no place for a thread like this. I'm surprised a mod hasn't locked this disgusting thread.

If a thread offends you, don't read it.

The thread title is a clear indicator of the discussion.

 



oldschoolfool said:
This thread offends me. There's no place for a thread like this. I'm surprised a mod hasn't locked this disgusting thread.

I ejaculate on a daily basis because it feels good.



indodude said:
oldschoolfool said:
This thread offends me. There's no place for a thread like this. I'm surprised a mod hasn't locked this disgusting thread.

I ejaculate on a daily basis because it feels good.



And it's a great release of tension! There are some things that just make my hairs stand up, so I need to calm down somehow...

-dunno001

-On a quest for the truly perfect game; I don't think it exists...

my friend told me in detail...cue me quickly rushing to the toilet about a minute later...



"They will know heghan belongs to the helghast"

"England expects that everyman will do his duty"

"we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"

 

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until about a year ago nothing came out...now i wish i could go back to the old days when it was much more convieant



"They will know heghan belongs to the helghast"

"England expects that everyman will do his duty"

"we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"

 

I've never done it or felt the desire to do it.

*struck by lightning*
*dies*



13 yrs old, on a 2-hour delay snow day. I forget exactly how, but i was just messing around when i should have been taking advantage of the extra hours of sleep (13 was my last year before i became a really heavy sleeper at 14), and something came out, then i put all the powers of my mind to work the rest of that day at figuring out how to purposely replicate the experience, solved it again that evening, and the rest is history.



Monster Hunter: pissing me off since 2010.

Wow epic thread.I wish there were more of this here at vgchartz.

On the topic:
I was alone at my house.I happened to be getting into porn and youtube.So I found this video on youtube  called "behind the scenes on the porn industry".I don't know how it wasn't removed from youtube  but it showed naked girls while they shooted porn,mainly lesbian scenes.I remember wearing a blue shirt.green boardshorts and flip-flops,it was summer.I was about to go to my pool, but then it struck me that I should stick around and keep on watching the video.

Well,the video got better it was in  a house which had a huge garden and and pool.Laying on the garden were this two blond girls on their 20's making out and a  director  was taping them.Suddenly one girl says"I'm pregnant I cannot be moving  too much".It was an intense makeout scene so she was worried that the baby could get hurt.Perhaps that turned me on, all of the sudden I felt a huge rush of excitment and while they kept on going at it,my hand slipped into to my boardshorts.

Then I guess I rubbed my dick  while watching the video.Because all of the sudden,BANG!I felt all this fluid coming out of my penis.(Actually for me this is the most sperm I have ever ejaculated).It was a strange feeling like getting out of the pool while being wet.I wasn't scare I just washed off at my bathroom.Then I remembered that my  mother had always told me never to touch my penis.I had sinned....

But anyway I wanted to go and swim at the pool so I just changed my dirty boardshorts for a yellow one and went.

By the way guys meet my future wife(The first one that appears in the video):



Really? Well they probably spread rumors like these to stop children from over-doing it.



                                  

                                       That's Gordon Freeman in "Real-Life"