Chicks started wearing skirts to school cause a school uniform policy was put into place and they weren't discrete when opening their legs. One day I just couldn't get it down so I went home and messed with it until it felt good. I wasn't old enough to have an "explosion" so I thought that having to pee afterward was me ejaculating. If I would have had sex, I would have peed in some poor girl. I was like 11 at the time.

Lol, I'm awesome.

American Pie came out. Masturbating was way more enjoyable when nothing came out. Now its almost too messy to be worth it... almost

I was sixteen and my hormones were going crazy. Even then, I still had no idea what was in store. I'd go to school and get erections at the most awkward times. Often, I had to tie "Lil' d21" in my belt to keep him from poking out and making people laugh at me.

Anyhoo, I was watching "The Blue Lagoon" on Cinemax. There was a part where Brooke Shields told the guy on the island with her that she "saw what happened when he played with it for a long time". I was determined to find out. So that night, I took a shower and I started to wash "it". Then, I'd go to my armpits. Then, back to it. Then somewhere else and then back to it. After a while, I was just focused on washing it. Then before I knew it, I was feeling weak in the knees. I grabbed the shower rod and almost tore down the shower curtain!

And from that point on, I was addicted. My penis never felt cleaner!