KingFate said:
What in fuck!?!?! That's just sick. |
Yeah.
I saw the movie one day, on TV of course. I kept watching it, trying to figure out where it was going. Then Rosie O'Donnell came on the screen wearing an S&M outfit. It nearly made me puke, and also nearly made me stop like S&M.
Nearly.
On topic:
Masturbation was probably one of the best things to happen to me. I remember that in my middle school, for the longest time, I would be horny. All the time. I would get boners constantly and it was really frustrating (one of my biggest fears being a boner during gym class). Often times, I would look at porn, and then stare at my boner (and be very frustrated with my inability to do anything). One day, I got the great idea to pull on it (after hearing from others about it).
My first time was so epic I nearly ran out of breath (literally). I thought I was going to suffocate or vomit. It was so terrible I said I'd never try it again.
Next day, I tried it again.
And the rest is history.
