How did you find out how to masturbate?

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MontanaHatchet said:

KingFate said:

sapphi_snake said:
I read about it in some magazine. Did it the first time the day after watching a BDSM-themed movie starring Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd (the scene that stuck in my head didn't involve either of them BTW).

What in fuck!?!?! That's just sick.

Yeah.

I saw the movie one day, on TV of course. I kept watching it, trying to figure out where it was going. Then Rosie O'Donnell came on the screen wearing an S&M outfit. It nearly made me puke, and also nearly made me stop like S&M. 

Nearly.

On topic:

Masturbation was probably one of the best things to happen to me. I remember that in my middle school, for the longest time, I would be horny. All the time. I would get boners constantly and it was really frustrating (one of my biggest fears being a boner during gym class). Often times, I would look at porn, and then stare at my boner (and be very frustrated with my inability to do anything). One day, I got the great idea to pull on it (after hearing from others about it).

My first time was so epic I nearly ran out of breath (literally). I thought I was going to suffocate or vomit. It was so terrible I said I'd never try it again.

Next day, I tried it again.

And the rest is history. 

And this guy locked the thread.