dtewi said:
MontanaHatchet said:
dtewi said:
MontanaHatchet said:
KingFate said:
sapphi_snake said:
I read about it in some magazine. Did it the first time the day after watching a BDSM-themed movie starring Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd (the scene that stuck in my head didn't involve either of them BTW). |
What in fuck!?!?! That's just sick.
|
Yeah.
I saw the movie one day, on TV of course. I kept watching it, trying to figure out where it was going. Then Rosie O'Donnell came on the screen wearing an S&M outfit. It nearly made me puke, and also nearly made me stop like S&M.
Nearly.
On topic:
Masturbation was probably one of the best things to happen to me. I remember that in my middle school, for the longest time, I would be horny. All the time. I would get boners constantly and it was really frustrating (one of my biggest fears being a boner during gym class). Often times, I would look at porn, and then stare at my boner (and be very frustrated with my inability to do anything). One day, I got the great idea to pull on it (after hearing from others about it).
My first time was so epic I nearly ran out of breath (literally). I thought I was going to suffocate or vomit. It was so terrible I said I'd never try it again.
Next day, I tried it again.
And the rest is history.
|
And this guy locked the thread.
|
I don't see how I could've done that, being that I'm not a mod.
|
You were SO a mod two years ago.
|
I find it amazing how many people still think I'm a mod though. Even ioi does.
It's charming though.
