Five reasons why I don't smoke
1. I'm cheap as hell, even if I was addicted to smoking i'd be too cheap to buy cigs - fact
2. Why hurt my lungs? If I smoked I wouldn't be as fast as I am atm.
3. Why smell bad and have horrible teeth? My parents are paying for braces for me to fuck them up by smoking.
4. Women don't like smokers unless there a smoker themself.
5. I can't stand the smell of smoke. Any time I walk past someone smoking i'll hold my breathe so i don't get a free sample of death on a stick.
Bonus reason: It's pointless.. Smoking causes more stress than it takes away. And the only reason why you feel relieved is because the nicotine needs to be satisfied. Which is the addiction...