Okay, here goes. But be warned, it's not for the faint of the heart.

superchunk: What up foo?

dat's right, still in dis bitch nigga.

let me throw dis down to ya.

dem falcons, yeah, they gonna get worked like a Taiwanese whore when the Navy stops in BANG-COCK. Dat shit gonna end 28-21 Niners.

Now for realz we have the A Fucking FC. Them niggas are a bunch of bitches. Shit, them Raven bitches shouldn't even be up in hear see. So New Fucking England will win this shit like when Mike Tyson did have that fucked up picasso shit on his face and beat niggas down in one punch. 17-28 Patriots.

Let it ride mutha-fucker all on me and you'll be a winner. cuz, I'm a real pimp and the only true nigga in this game.

SF-NE Superbowl here we come!

superchunk (three days later): YA know, I know that was overboard and a little stupid. But I figured you'd at least comment on it.

Rol: I have a hard time deciding what is worse between this and the statement that Metroid: Other M has 2D gameplay. I think I'll go with this PM, because it means that you are black.

*Metroid: Other M talk snipped*

Rol (one day later): Which brings me to the conclusion that you are easily impressionable. You bought a PS3, after all.

superchunk: hey, there were games that needed to be played. But yeah, you're point make sense.

Okay, here goes. But be warned, it's not for the faint of the heart.

superchunk: What up foo?

dat's right, still in dis bitch nigga.

let me throw dis down to ya.

dem falcons, yeah, they gonna get worked like a Taiwanese whore when the Navy stops in BANG-COCK. Dat shit gonna end 28-21 Niners.

Now for realz we have the A Fucking FC. Them niggas are a bunch of bitches. Shit, them Raven bitches shouldn't even be up in hear see. So New Fucking England will win this shit like when Mike Tyson did have that fucked up picasso shit on his face and beat niggas down in one punch. 17-28 Patriots.

Let it ride mutha-fucker all on me and you'll be a winner. cuz, I'm a real pimp and the only true nigga in this game.

SF-NE Superbowl here we come!

superchunk (three days later): YA know, I know that was overboard and a little stupid. But I figured you'd at least comment on it.

Rol: I have a hard time deciding what is worse between this and the statement that Metroid: Other M has 2D gameplay. I think I'll go with this PM, because it means that you are black.

*Metroid: Other M talk snipped*

Rol (one day later): Which brings me to the conclusion that you are easily impressionable. You bought a PS3, after all.

superchunk: hey, there were games that needed to be played. But yeah, your point make sense.

Why the Chargers will win the Super Bowl

Every year since 2009, the team that faces Philadelphia in the Eagles' home opener has gone on to win the Super Bowl that season. Incredibly, the 2009 Saints, 2010 Packers, 2011 Giants and 2012 Ravens have that first game in Philadelphia in common. The 2013 Chargers beat the Eagles in their home opener Week 2, 33-30.

Why the Chargers will win the Super Bowl

Every year since 2009, the team that faces Philadelphia in the Eagles' home opener has gone on to win the Super Bowl that season. Incredibly, the 2009 Saints, 2010 Packers, 2011 Giants and 2012 Ravens have that first game in Philadelphia in common. The 2013 Chargers beat the Eagles in their home opener Week 2, 33-30.

The entire AFC West beat the Eagles and most of the NFC East this year. I think the Cheifs and Broncos did it in blowout style. This would be a sad day in the NFL since the Chargers got in off of luck and Alex Smith was benched for the back part of the Chiefs -Chargers game. The Chiefs were locked up in position 5 for weeks so they probably rested a ton of players.

Less than eight hours left until the first wild-card playoff game starts. I have received picks from:

Zelhawks37, BoneArk, NinjaBlade360, superchunk, insomniac17, zuvuyeay and Level1Death.

If your name is missing from this list, then you still have to submit your predictions, either via PM or by posting in this thread. Special circumstances for NobleTeam360, but I trust that he is not a complete idiot.

In case somebody misses one or more playoff games, they can of course still submit picks for the remaining game(s).