Oh, the humanity...

I don't care about Bayonetta, as the first game left me cold, but I would love to see The Wonderful 101 on the Vita. That would be awesome. Also, Hideki Kamiya is kind of an ass.

I think you misspelled "hilariously ridiculous."

OT: I like when Kamiya isn't being a butt towards Smash fans. It's nice.

Bayonetta 2 and W1o1wont come out on anything but Wii U.  Why is that so hard to accept?

It was just a joke. Of course they won't come. Not that I care, or many  gamers really, the first one wasn't a big hit, hence why Sega canned the second game at first. So it won't be a big deal commercially as well.

Wonderful 101 would either be Nintendo or Platinum themselves, and if it was just Platinum alone, they'd have to find a publisher willing to port a Wii U original (likely a tricky prospect, given that it would be a down-port and a game optimized for Wii U is going to be a delight to decompile for the other guys' GPUs).

Bayonetta, of course, has Sega waiting in the wings, but i don't think that Sega would want to weasel it off of Nintendo due to the lucrative relationship they have with Nintendo otherwise (unless Bayonetta 2 does truly horrifically and Sega agrees to cover Nintendo's loss in exchange for port rights), and i really don't think Sega has it in them to bother porting it to PS3/360, when they were the guys who originally thought it wasn't worth making a second Bayonetta for those two platforms, and we would run into the same problem of down-porting an optimized-for-Wii-U game, something that only Ubisoft has done so far (and Rayman wasn't really optimized, in terms of complicated GPU stuffs), and Sega had a hell of a time just porting Bayonetta to PS3 as it was.

Even if the outright ownership of Bayonetta 2 publishing rights were more ambiguous, i don't think the game would be going anywhere else.

I'm glad. Gives me 2 more reasons to get a Wii U, especially Bayo. I'll flip a coin on W101 after a few beers.

oh no!!!!! I hope those 10 people that care,don't freak out!!!!!! lol

GOOD.
The Wii U needs exclusives right now. And since I plan on one anyway, I'll be playing Bayonetta 2 regardless.

I just find it funny that the more this gets said, the more people try and come up with increasingly convoluted ways for it to happen anyway.