According to what people consider breaking news, probably a sex tape with Obama, Putin and the ghost of Chairman Mao.

I'd also say an overwhelmingly powerful hostile alien invasion would be pretty big news, but nothing compared to a sex tape.

Justin Bieber is a boy.

The biggest news would be if god descents from the sky  to the time square and speaks directly to every human in his native tongue and says :

"I am your god I bought your universe for 5 bucks on a fleemarket"

 "Your entire History is a result from me playing The Sims 21th Century Edition on my Playstation 500" 

"Hitler never existed thats just one of many villians I created for this scenario, Hitler is just the name of a toilet paper brand"

"Also Humans don't die with 70 or age that fast its just to speed up intergenerational development due to gameplay reasons"

"Well I cancelled my account, I have a gf now. My game data will be deleted. Just thought I might tell you all because I loved this game" 

"Farewell, btw: God doesnt exist here either"

You're probably screwed too, just for quoting it.

....

Oh crap.

To the FBI: I was only using it as an example! Please don't arrest me :(

A new WW that actually involves the top military players, and not just proxy warfare.

Like Swine Flu?

That was horrible...

I said epidemic, not joke! 

I relate the Swine Flu to the Anthrax scare. Just hoopla over non-issues.

Wait you mean young and old people are more susceptible to dying from the flu!?!? Madness!

I suppose it's all precautionary, but it proved quite ludicrious.

The black plague would meet my requirements were it still around.

The Swine Flu was more hyped than any game I've ever seen.

People were writing off as going to die even before they caught it!

To be fair, over half a million could have died from Swine Flu during the 2009 edidemic (we're not sure on exact amounts because only the ones confirmed in labatories were counted officially) - we're just lucky that most had decent immunities to it :D