"Thanks a fucking lot for not showing up to help me with my death anxiety"

Lol!

Consider this:

1. A person who observes someone masterbate is sexually attracted to that person.
2. A person who is sexually attracted to a child is a pedophile
3. God sees all and observes all.
4. Because of 3, God observed me when I masterbated as a child.
5. Because of 1 & 4, God was sexually attracted to me as a chld.
6. Because of 2 & 5, God is a pedophile.
7. God is all-powerful
8. Because of 6 & 7, God is an all-powerful pedophile

I would be happy to not live with such a being.

Some may say "God was watching you to make sure you were safe." But this makes no sense. God knows everything and knows what I'm going to do and if I'll be safe. So there's no reason to watch me other than for sexual pleasure.

how do you expect me to believe something that never lived, existed.

People totally "misinterpret god" lol

Why do they constantly think you made us this way or you made me a non believer? And stuff like OH GOD WHY!?!?! Etc...

What if god just made our ancestors and gave them what was needed to have a perfect life and what happened then was not his problem?

What if god gave us everything we need for peace etc and we still willingly have war etc. Kill others start fights etc? I mean we also havechildren and give them what they need and then they go on and our grandchildren are totally stupid or even our kids turn into idiots.

If god exists he has pretty sure better things to do than observe 7 billion stupid monkey that behave like well monkeys lol.

Think about it..

My only question would be  "was it worth it or did you expect something else? / Was humanity satisfactory?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?

(because well, 'Judgement Day', he would've dropped the ball big time)

Me neither. I hear they have better music down there .

I would say why punish me.

Reggie Fils Aime.  I knew it.

If that were to happen, then I would tell him, Yahweh I was always there with you.  When you were hungry, did I not feed you?  When you were thirsty, did I not offer you drink?  When you needed shelter, did I not welcome you in my home?  When you were naked, did I not offer you clothes?  When you were ill, did I not care for you while you?  When you were in jail, did I not visit you? 

What was more important, that I believe in you or I believe in the tennants of what you instructed?  To act as your followers and leaders of your church have, or to act as you've instructed? 

So, God.

Why did you let humanity get so fucked up as a species?

Hi God

I used logic and the brain you gave me as best I could and found no evidence to suggest you existed and thus I didn't believe in you.

I doubt your form and wishes corresponds to any Earthly religion so I think most Christians could be said to have worshipped a false idol. If you are the biblical, personal, Christian God, you must know how many contradictions are inherent in your book and wishes and that no one could follow them.

I don't see why I, who have tried to lead a moral life, get owned by any Christian who chose to believe based on essentially no evidence, but who is then allowed to do whatever they want and be forgiven.

However if you don't agree with that then I accept my fate, but understand it is you who as at fault and not me.

God, when you do a new universe please put more unequivocal evidence in and a less contradictory/more direct moral guide.

As for questions

- Why did you design some humans to appreciate dubstep and others not to? It really is a huge apparent talent-sink for the other half.
- Which Christian denomination was right, and are all the others therefore going to hell? If not then why not?