Granted, but then you get stuck in Mario Galaxy for all eternity
I wish video games got more credit

granted - but you get time of because you are recovering from a guy nsmed hillary raping you
i wish my pc would work properly

Granted, but after fixing it you find it full of gay porn.

I wish more people would get Rick Rolled. 

Granted, but the song explods the galaxy
I wish for world peace

granted - but then everyone in the world gets raped by a guy named hillary
i wish i could live on the dwarf planet ceres

granted, but all the dwarves continually sing the "hi ho" song forever, and there's no way to block out the sound.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.

granted - but then you fall over and look silly
i wish the person granting my wish would die immedoatly granting it

granted, but it was the person you loved most in life that did the actual granting

I wish that no one would grant my wish

wish granted but you will never wish again

i wish i didn't have to do the math regents test on thursday

granted, now it's due tomorrow

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