Granted, but she's about to dump you.

I wish Jim Henson wasn't dead.

Granted, but all his new releases are crap
I wish WW Link was in brawl

Granted, but he rapes you with a guy named Hilary.

I wish 2+2=5.

Granted, but then no one would be able to do math & technology comes to an end
I wish no one would rape me

Granted, but you get drunk and ask the world's ugliest person to have sex with you then you get a heart attack when you realsized what you dud and die.

I wish this wish won't get corrupted.

Granted, but then you were forced to rape the guy Hillary instead.

I wish I had a bank account with infinite amount of USD that could be used in any fashion I wished with out anyone ever considering it in any way out of the norm.

Granted, but your son kills you to get the inheritance.

I wish everything in the world sucked and got horrible.

Granted, but you die
I wish I didn't have to do the bridge project

Wish granted but now you must do three different projects.
I wish that I could fly with Mario (lol)

Granted, but Mario grounds pounds you to your death.

I wish no one clicks on the link in the mario banner in my sig.