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Nsanity said:
Panama said:
Still hotter than my ex.

Pictures?

 



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man-bear-pig said:
Nsanity said:
Panama said:
Still hotter than my ex.

Pictures?

 



My Taco flavoured kisses!



Eww. Dirty. How do they clean it? I'm not putting my Johnson in a hole used by a bunch of other dudes. That's like banging a prostitute raw dog. At least I know where my hand has been.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1gWECYYOSo

Please Watch/Share this video so it gets shown in Hollywood.

I find myself in need of medical attention, China style



 

Just did a fertility test at the hospital last week. Had to do it the old-fashion way. Yank my crank!



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Troll_Whisperer said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c&feature=player_embedded

 

Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.

According to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

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Yup, for $2,800 I think I'm gonna get a Wank-a-ton 3000.





throw the robot in the trash? and go out and meet a nice girl?



 

WII U // PC // 3ds XL // VITA

d21lewis said:
Where's the hands? I need one hand to grab my junk and the other hand to shove a pinky.....never mind.

Only a pinky???



Tease.