Make sure to turn the console sideways to the wall, so the baby cannot press the shiny eject button or power button and cause your game to quit instantly.

My 18 month nephew turned my console off at the socket yesterday. Luckily it wasn't saving or installing anything because that will corupt the data and you'll end up with no data at all.

Avoid water at all costs.

Tutorials are lame if it's like the 7th game in the series and they're still forcing you to go through the basics of the game.  Mandatory tutorials really need to stop in gaming, especially when it comes to games like Zelda.  I should not have to spend the first 2 hours of the game learning the same stuff I've already been doing for decades.

Mandatory? Yeah, screw them. However, it would be unwise to skip over the occasional "new feature we just added" tutorial. Especially considering some of the changes made in the most recent Zelda entries...

What about if you're a dolphin called Echoe?

Then stop playing the game and try something good.

If you see a hot looking lady in a red dress, go bang her to restore your health.

You miss them? I was playing XCOM and the default is to have auto save off. So, when the game crashes at the end of the level I have to go and replay around half an hour as punishment for playing the game properly and not saving all the time [I wasn't playing ironman, but I basically was, I may have rage quit once without saving when I accidently shot and killed one of my own guys]. This sort of thing can make me quit a game....

Beat the game then beat it again, this time like a boss.