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After all this time I think it's time for a reboot of the Mario franchise. I'll give some ideas:

Beat'em up:

The Mushroom Kingdom was completely destroyed after a nuclear war. In this age, a man named Mario must rescue his fiancee Peach from his old friend (and now rival) Luigi. To do so he'll use his secret technique, the Plumber shin Ken, that allow him to destroy the turtle shell of his opponent, often resulting in a violent and gruesome death.

 

This one is for the japanese market, to recover the favor of the otaku japanese hardcore gamers:

Shitty and Boring Porn Game Visual Novel:

You are Mario, the new transfer student in Mushroom High School. Your objetive in the game is to have sex win Peach's heart before the graduation party. Mario the Main Character will be able to befriend other people like Luigi the Loser, Bowser the Bully, Pikachu the Pet, Wario the Wacky, Birdo the Bisexual and Peter the Parker, the guest artist. Mario should be happy careful because other girls like Daisy or Rosalina will try to fuck him draw his attention, preventing him from fulfilling his naughty goals.

After beating the game a new mode will be unlocked, Girl Mode, where you can play as any of the girls you have completed her route in the normal game. In this mode your objetive is to enslave charm as many male students as possible to become the School Queen.



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Player2 said:

Shitty and Boring Porn Game Visual Novel:

You are Mario, the new transfer student in Mushroom High School. Your objetive in the game is to have sex win Peach's heart before the graduation party. Mario the Main Character will be able to befriend other people like Luigi the Loser, Bowser the Bully, Pikachu the Pet, Wario the Wacky, Birdo the Bisexual and Peter the Parker, the guest artist. Mario should be happy careful because other girls like Daisy or Rosalina will try to fuck him draw his attention, preventing him from fulfilling his naughty goals.

After beating the game a new mode will be unlocked, Girl Mode, where you can play as any of the girls you have completed her route in the normal game. In this mode your objetive is to enslave charm as many male students as possible to become the School Queen.

I like your visual novel idea.  I really enjoyed the Peach part with Francis in Super Paper Mario.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgKLf3_LfYY



No. I think Nintendo should transform Metroid into and annual series like Call of Duty. They should also focus only on graphics for the next Zelda, and create a Ninja Gaiden-like game but with naked girls and a lot of blood.

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We need moar Zelda, now!

We need moar Unchartedzz!

We need less DLCs.

@Player2: Did you read that fanfic on TMK's website? ~_^
I swear they have a similar story...



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TripleMMM said:
@Player2: Did you read that fanfic on TMK's website? ~_^
I swear they have a similar story...

Nope, I had a lot of time in the public transport today and it popped in my mind... I just used typical highschool and harem manga/anime elements on it. But now I'm curious about that fanfic so I'll check it out xD



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amp316 said:

I would like to see Kid Icarus re-imagined as a hardcore FPS. It would be called Icarus: Blood On Deaths Wing. 666 player death matches would be the selling point. The feathers, blood, and guts would fly everywhere.

Didn't Factor 5 already pitch Man Icarus? If only they'd upped the blood, Factor 5 might still be alive to make Lair 2.



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Ouroboros24 said:

I understand it would be cool if nintendo had more mature content for Mario to do.  You know, flesh out the guy some more.  Make him relatable. 

But for Nintendo to go more goreish isn't really the way.  FPS, been done, way done.  Fighting game with blood splatter.  How cool is that really after so many titles blasting digital blood.   That's not the way to mature Nintendos image. 

I can even argue that Nintendo is far more mature than the other consoles.  I say provacative titles like "brain age" matured Nintendo. 

As for Gears of war, Drakes fortune, God of War, Halo, killzone; all considered to be for mature games.  But really, who are they targeting?  I'll coin this phrase, "Arnold Stallone Action Shit"(ASAS).  ASAS--Where the broad appeal of something is how action oriented it is, or heavily impacted by alpha male attitudes.  For instance, the Expendables 2, is some ASAS. 

Those games were fun, but mature as those are, they are also immature.  I'm looking at you Kratos and you many sex scenes. 

Sure, Nintendo gets colorful and vibrant on their games, but that's not kiddy, that artistic vision.  Look at Conkers bad fur day.  It may look kiddy, but the attitude is all adult.

I like this post totally agree. I will say this again , a lot of these ASAS games feel rather very similar. I dont even bother with PS3 and XBOX 360 anymore. It is why I sold them. We NEED unique software and unique way of playing.