I eat at the exact same time every day without fail
breakfast 7.30
lunch - 11.45
afternoon meal - 3.45
dinner 7.15
my breakfast is the same every morning and its the first thing i have to do when i wake up after a piss
wheet.bix with all bran and musli with a scoop of protein and yoghurt topped with half a banana all mixed up and milk of course.

I fast 16-hours a day, though I'm not sure if that's a funny eating or a funny not eating habit...hmm.

the freck?! Whats an afternoon meal? I only have breakfast lunch and dinner...

He's running an abbreviated Hobbit lifestyle:

Breakfast

Second breakfast

Elevensies

Luncheon

Afternoon tea

Dinner

Supper

haha man you must get starving waiting like 7 odd hours between meals. 

to be honest it drives me insane but its such a habit that I cant seem to break and it is healthy aswell. so its a good habit

I almost never eat.
Wake up at 8 large iced coffe with skim.
Dont eat until 4 or 5.
Then eat again at 9 or so.

Onto eating habits.
i drink a lot of coffee and water.
EVERYTHING must be spicy. I put siracha or tabasco on anything.
I eat pizza crust first with blue cheese.
everyone always thinks i love ketchup on ky fries, until they get within 5 feet and realize its swimming in tabasco.

I love fish. Prepared anyway. Undercooked, overcooked, too much salt, ruined, does not mattee. I have over 200 fish sticks in my freezer.
I eat ice cream witha bit of coca cola mixed in.
i like my marshmalows burned to a cinder.
my staple sandwich, which you should all try, is tuna fish with horseradish and helmans mayo, butter chip pickles and apple cider smoked bacon served on potato bread.

Oh and i eat a lot of salad with only balsamic vinegar.

I eat each course of my meal one at a time which is to say that I will eat my fries completely, then eat the burger completely, and then drink the Coke.

Yes this^ Can't eat Meat that isn't spicy.

I don't mind fried eggs but prefer boiled and scambled and I don't eat the yolk most of the time when I eat one boiled because of the high colesterol content I feed those to my dogs. 

Sounds pretty good I'm sure its better then mayonnaise.  I don't like mayonnaise on my burgers and not a big fan of mayonnaise in general.