I always have ketchup on my rice.

I can't eat anything with chicken without Ketchup. Nor French Fries. I have to have ketchup with them.

I like to take any food item and shove it up my ass. You get a higher concentration of nutrition that way. Only down side is you shit out your mouth later.

I often "drink" chocolate milk with a spoon so that it lasts longer.

Cheese and Ketchup always go together.

I eat onions raw like other people eat apples, but I hate onions when they are fried, cooked, stewed etc.

I always want a knife in my hand even though I could use a fork to cut certain things.

I put ranch dressing on a hamburger sometimes. It's pretty good.

Ranch can almost be used on anything.  You ever try steak with ranch?  Ranch and pizza is a pretty good combo but not too healthy.  Well, ranch isn't that healthy anyways...

I eat cereal at night.

Overall I'm a very slow eater; eating for me is fairly boring unless I'm starving and dying for takeout. My esophagus must be thin, cause if I swallow too much of anything at once. I get the shivers like a shot of vodka.

I tend to use chopsticks more then I should.. Once you mastered them they are much handier then knife and fork..