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The best way to explain this thread is by example. So here are my weird eating habits:

 

I can't eat fried eggs without bread.

I sometimes have my morning cereal with hot tea.

I can never enjoy a huge sloppy sandwich because they usually fall apart.I feel the need to eat it fast enough before it collapses.

Instead of crackers, I break bread pieces and put it in my soup.

Instead of steamed vegetable I fry them in olive oil with a splash of salt. I can't stand steamed vegetables but I enjoy them fried to a crisp.

Desert after a meal usually makes me sick. I usually just have a nice cup of black coffee.

I only drink my coffee black.

I like tomatoes in small portions. I ussually pick out any extra tomatoe from my salads or sandwiches.  Subway thinks I'm a weirdo when I ask for one slice of tomatoe.

 



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I drink a 2l of orange juice every 2-4 days.



Andrespetmonkey said:

I drink a 2l of orange juice every 2-4 days.

That's funny. hatmoza does the same thing, only with semen instead of orange juice.

OT: There is nothing funny about the way I eat. Eating is srs bsns.



I sometimes like to pick at my sandwich and eat some of what's in it before I start eating it.



I hate eating rice unless there's some sort of sauce on it



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A curry MUST be served with a pint of lager.



- Cereal, fucking all day every day.
- I only like rice when it's with curry.
- I only eat raw tomatoes when they're in a sandwich.
- I hate fried egg but love boiled and scrambled egg.
- Fried granary bread, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.



hatmoza said:

The best way to explain this thread is by example. So here are my weird eating habits:

 

I can't eat fried eggs without bread.

I sometimes have my morning cereal with hot tea.

I can never enjoy a huge sloppy sandwich because they usually fall apart.I feel the need to eat it fast enough before it collapses.

Instead of crackers, I break bread pieces and put it in my soup.

Instead of steamed vegetable I fry them in olive oil with a splash of salt. I can't stand steamed vegetables but I enjoy them fried to a crisp.

Desert after a meal usually makes me sick. I usually just have a nice cup of black coffee.

I only drink my coffee black.

I like tomatoes in small portions. I ussually pick out any extra tomatoe from my salads or sandwiches.  Subway thinks I'm a weirdo when I ask for one slice of tomatoe.

 

that's the only way you can tell if it's good coffee

OT:

i put soy sauce on my rice

i never have ketchup to anything except to grilled ham and cheese sandwich, and then lots

 

 



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

I can't eat breakfast right when I wake up. I always have relatively tiny breakfasts due to my inability to stomach food in the morning.

Yeah, that's the only thing I can think of. I otherwise have zero weird eating habits.



I like eating pancakes with butter, cheese and ham. I don't like them with syrup. 



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