I am so sorry, Miss Bright...

*Adds his other hand to the hand shaking*

...but the results are in, and there is nothing we can do about your permanent smiling condition.

Nice entries guys, very creative. :)

Her: Now that we've got matching pants, shirts, dental fixtures and facial expressions, we really need to get your hair dyed.

Yes, I am trying to reboot this thread.

We understand this is your first porno, guys, so we cleaned out the bed and prepared some cue cards for you. Have fun and good luck.

Interior decorator: "Yes, I realize that the bed is extremely small, but we needed to clear up floor space to create plenty of operating room for this rolling soap table."

Old guy: Your ugly (no syntax error intended)

This series of images of a rotating head clearly shows how a politicians apparence shifts depending on the angle of which he is being observed.

The close up guy (of which we only see his nape) screaming to the others: Stop talking about my wife! I can't take it anymore!!

Old guy: Thats what she said!

The rest: Ha, ha, ha!

Close up guy: ... fine.

They found their dead bodies later that day.

^I like it.

*image*

Spurges house