I though the thread was always Q&A

How paranoid are you when you're home alone?

I was just home alone all last week and was terrified. Mostly because I kept reading about Canadian serial killers.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf, 'd still be able to watch movies and tv and maybe drive. Also they have more alternatives to help if your deaf then blind.

Are you a virgin if not how old when you had sex.

No, I was 14.

If you could change one thing about your life what would it be?

maybe not to have gotten so fat

have you ever shot a gun?

Never, not really see the point on doing so, unless it's for personal defense

Do you smoke?

Nope. I guess taking the risk of dying prematurely is not my thing.

Do you hide anything significant from your relatives?


(I know I do. If they found out about my lack of faith they'd probably kick me out.)

Not really except for my porn watching which I'm pretty sure that they could figure out since I'm a red-blooded male.

Have you ever been convicted of a crime? If so, what was it?

I was caught for riding the train without ticket once, one time I was drunk and tried to set a guy's hair on fire, the cops saw it but I ran.

who is your least favorite family member and why?

My child molesting, schizophrenic uncle. Fortunately, he's dead.

What's it like to have an erection?