When your on your own, it's not a problem. But when your in a room full of people or talking to some fit girls then it's a problem. Also, try pissing with a boner. The single hardest thing known to man (no pun intended).

Is there anything you do, or have done which you hide from your parents or partner which if they found out would land you in serious shit?

Never had a serious long time partner so can't speak for that, but for parents:

I was excluded by my university on multiple occasions, had a few kickboxing fights in the ring, and told them I do not have a job to get some extra cash, I'm a horrible child I know =_=

Have you ever shit in your pants (infant stage excluded) ? If so how old were you?

My father because his an ass


If you weren't a gamer what would you do instead

Edit: f@ck how did i miss a page forget what I said ^_-

I shitted my pants when I was 7 in 3 grade 

same question if you weren't a gamer what would you do instead

Visit the pub more.

Whats the biggest regret in your life?