If you've seen the greasy-ness of his ass, you too would ASSume no additional lubrication is required.

I thought the Mediterranean medicine was Windex?

lmao hummus

Miss teen USA would be proud.

Jordan is close enough to the Med for it to count. >:(

Wait, you are embarrassed to go to the doctor but you potentially just told every user on VGChartz about it....hmmmm

This Human Being has a deep inner turmoil and you all are making fun of it. You all should be ashamed of your selves.

No offense towards anyone but if you have an issue see the doctor. Don't ask on a gaming site because 90% of the time you gets immature kids or people who think everything is a god damn joke.

If this serious then take my advice.

It's not impossible that they could be due to ingrown hairs. I had one for the longest time during my late teens and early twenties. A non-painful bump on my anus, The only time it bleed or became painful was when I would have acidic bowel movements. Eventually though, it did become itchy, painful, then pop.

Having said that, I would also recommend just making an appointment with your doctor. Stop worrying about embarrassment. As you get older, doctors find more places to stick their fingers, or point cameras. It's all a part of growing older in today's modern medicine.

I had a very similar problem a few years ago, I thought it was just a pimple, it is was located on my right buttock and it was very painful, so I decided to go to the doctor and he said I had an abscess, he removed all the pus and cleaned the area. I'd advise you to go to the doctor asap!