I've had two dogs in my life, both golden retrievers. The first one died when I was about 7 (it was like 13 or 14) and my current one is alive and well at 11 years old.

Not much more than that needs to be said.

My cat (named Kitty) died at the age of 23. She's still older than me and she's been dead for 6 years.
I loved her :'(

Best sex ever...

Nah, I love animals, especially my cats. They can be annoying sometimes...

...but how could I stay mad at that? ^_^

We thought about declawing them before because they scratch the furniture and stuff, but he likes to climb using his claws and we let them go outside every now and then so they may need to defend themselves from pesky foxes. Oh and I do have quite a lot of scars from those back legs, my mum thought I was self-harming once after seeing the wounds he left me xD

Pet history time! We're a dog family by the way.

1. Buddy (Male Golden Retriever)
2. Smokey (Male Chow Chow)
3. Sox (Male Mutt/German Shepherd mix)

And now we have four dogs (Yeah... )

1. Sammie (Female Labrador Retriever)
2. Mac (Male Labrador Retriever)
3. Missy (Female Toy Yorkshire Terrier)
4. Mai (Female Shiba Inu)

Mai is actually my dog (the rest are "family dogs"). She's pretty adorable. :3

I have a cat who was born with a protruding anus and little to no hair. He was supposed to die but fortunately for him he did not. Now he has a full body of hair and crooked whiskers and I swear he is retarded too.

His name is Mr. Butts and also has 8 claws on each of his front paws. It actually looks like he has a total of (6) paws.

I currenty have a chow/put mix. 2 weeks ago i let her outside when some friends came out. about 30 min later i looked out the back window and noticed a put was biting her neck. I ran out there and started hitting it with a towel and though wtf am i doing. So I grabbed a stroller and smashed the hell out of the other dog but it wouldn't let go. So i started kicking it so hard that its body lifted off the ground it still would not let go of my dogs neck. I eventually got it off and tried to get my dog in the house but it then bit her backside while we ran for the back door and so i noticed my dog was bleeding real bad from the thigh so I ran in the house got a belt wrapper it round the pits neck tied it to a pole sprayed it with the water hose and it let go.
Then I made the belt so tight on the the pole that the dog was basically being hung. Got my dog in the house came back out loosened it from the pole and the neighbor came and took it and threw it over the fence from where it came. The neighbor did not see the the knife in my pocket (yes the pit was bout to die). Ooh yea the pit punctured my wrists in the altercation as well i was so pissed my grandmother ran outside and was like whats wrong and i wasn't thinking and said THIS BITCH BIT ME lol.

i have had plenty of pets and prefer dogs by far.

But a couple of years ago I got the strange notion I wanted a cat. So my step-mother gets me to this guy on a farm with cats and the first thing the beast did was flip out. We put it in the car and it started smashing itself into the windows and it threw up. We put it in a bathroom at my place and it smashed itself against the bathroom walls and shat and barfed everywhere. I let it out and it hid in my stairs, I like cats, but this psycho beast was too much so I drove back to the country with the evil cat locked safely in a box. I was in a hurry because I just wanted to dump the cat off and let it run home so the guy did not see me in front of his ranch. Stupid cat runs into the engine of my truck, I had to pull out the little shit by the fur as it refused to come out. Since i was trying to hurry and the dumb beast would not just run home I started my truck and got going at about 20 miles an hour, held the screeching, miserable thing out the window dropped it and drove off laughing and relieved to no longer have that trouble. Everyone still laughs at my psycho cat because it was crazy. The cat lived as the guy later asked my step mom about. F that cat, dogs rule hope the gf never wants me to get one.

This is Mai by the way: