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Okay the point is that the ipad 3 runs a little hotter than previous versions.  It is known that things such as laptops, etc decrease sperm count due to excessive heat onto the ball region.  Thus I came to the conclusion that they are trying to make men infertile so that they have to seek out other methods of reproduction.

do you try to be funny or something like that?

You calling the killing of innocent sperm funny?  You have no shame.

They already make you into a human centipede when you rip open the seal to get to your new iPad or MacBook... I think this is a tad less morbid. You are very sneaky Apple, very sneaky!

Hope not. I still love to eat the original.

Well that thing is going to be fixed but if you want to bring some importance to the issue of losing sperm count. Using any cell phone and not just apple ones seem to affect sperm count. Just a random google search and came up with this. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/54866.php

There are more research studies out there that go into this and i am sure some refute it too. Still something important to consider. This technology is so new to the human species and what affects it has on us will be known i guess sometime in future. 

Cheers. 

Yea, there are tons of things that we use today that are bad for sperm.  Heat, wifi, etc... all are bad on sperm count.  If I ever have a kid I wouldn't let them have a cellphone till they are least 16 (even then that is too early).  My entire family has nothing but girls being born in it.  I blame technology for this.  The Y chromosome breaks down easier (easier to hurt) than the X.  So you have most X chromosomes making it to the egg thus more females being born.  Hmm...  Not sure why I'm complaining about this...