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Forums - General Discussion - I gotta fight a fat guy in a few hours. Goodbye. UPDATE: Never underestimate fat guys.

If you guys didn't fight immediately after the heated exchange, you're not that mad at each other. I've seen a lot of high school fights and been in a few, and they're mostly fueled by anger and adrenaline. You won't have the benefit of either by Saturday unless you start doing some anime flashbacks in your head to pump yourself up, so you need to make the fight quick.

How many fights have you been in before this one? Jabbing him won't be that effective and you'll most likely tire yourself out before doing any real damage to him. Also, he knows that he's heavier and slower than you, so he's going to rush you if you just dance around. He'll eat whatever punches you throw his way and try to hit you with haymakers or tackle you. Your best bet is to strike fast hitting him in the nose and eyes. He'll swing violently, trying to connect with any part of your body or shoot for your waste to tackle you, so make your flurries quick and short. Jump in and out of his range until you draw blood. Hopefully, he'll just give or somebody will break it up because you probably won't knock him out unless you get lucky and connect with his chin at a good angle.

Good luck. Win or lose, this will at least give you something to talk about in the years to come. Good times.....



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So...how did it go?



did he whoop you good?



If the conflict started with words, then end it with words.

Fighting is serious shit. In a real fight there are no rules, the objective is to obliterate your opponent as quickly and brutally as you can. If you're not prepared to do that, the battle is already lost.



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Man-bear-pigs prediction:

He will break your legs and you with rue the day you were born. Your legs will take 6 months to heal, and you will become a full-time vgchartz user. By September 2012 you will have 240,000 posts.



man-bear-pig said:
Man-bear-pigs prediction:

My prediction: The other guy reads vgchartz, too..



SnakeDrake said:
Aiya do you even have a stances I suggest you use a boxing stances and dont move around so much during the fight otherwise you'll be the one to trier out and it'd work to his advantage.


that is bad advice 




badgenome said:

Don't do it. This could be you.

OR WORSER.

HAHAHAHA!



Jay520 said:
SnakeDrake said:
Aiya do you even have a stances I suggest you use a boxing stances and dont move around so much during the fight otherwise you'll be the one to trier out and it'd work to his advantage.


Well, I will have to move around so I don't get in a position for him to charge at me.


you have to move around so that you don't get punched in the face or taken down.  If he's fat he wont last long.  I doubt that he's worked on his cardio lately