if your like me, your not in a relationship :'(

If you're like me you feel sorry for the guy that isn't in a relationship.

If you're like me, you're lying.

if you're like me you want a new metroid game STAT

If you're like me, you should be doing your homework.

If you're like me you scare away females and live in your mother's basement.

If you're like me, you're going nuts having to wait untill Tuesday to play the amazing looking Mass Effect 3 demo

If you're like me, you think Pezus is hogging all the hot avatars on the internet

If you're like me, you want to lol at miz, but pat him on the back at the same time

If you're like me you wish you were like somebody else.

If you're like me you should be rotting in prison.

If you're like me you know the back pain that comes with having a giant penis