What happens when the Bearded gamer shaves himself? I demand answers!

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NiKKoM on 27 December 2011

So we have all seen the ads on this site for the bearded gamer

http://www.beardedgamershow.com/

So what happens when he shaves? All men know we can't keep our beards.. while we would like to, the power of woman saying: "if you keep the beard you can't have sex with me" is just too strong..
What will happen? The unbearded gamer show? the end of the world? I demand answers!!!

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man-bear-pig on 27 December 2011

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kirby007 on 27 December 2011

pfft they may take my beard grows back in a day or 2 anyway, but they will not take my assbeard it doesn't grow fast enough there

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