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Phew! Lucky I never unwrap my Animal Crossing Wii.



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Meh.. I don't need Animal Crossing for that...



 

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haha hilarious stuff.



Tortimer's a pedophile?!?! =P



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.

American news...



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Wow...so much wow in that...



PS One/2/p/3slim/Vita owner. I survived the Apocalyps3/Collaps3 and all I got was this lousy signature.


Xbox One: What are you doing Dave?

I was thirteen years old when the game Animal Crossing came to our town. I couldn't wait to play it. After the game I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the characters. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got there, they were drunk and out of control. K.K. Slider and Celeste kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Mayor Tortimer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Resetti.



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Stupid journalists. Nobody plays Wii online. Even a pedophile's depravity has its limit.



Chrizum said:

American news...

Mid-Missouri thankfully is only a small part of America.



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