You're a pedophile if you play Animal Crossing, and some

[milkyjoe]

I was thirteen years old when the game Animal Crossing came to our town. I couldn't wait to play it. After the game I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the characters. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got there, they were drunk and out of control. K.K. Slider and Celeste kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Mayor Tortimer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Resetti.