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Which one is da worst?????

F$%king flys 13 11.40%
 
F$%king mosquitos 44 38.60%
 
F$%king cockroaches 23 20.18%
 
F$%king spiders 24 21.05%
 
F$%king room mates 10 8.77%
 
Total:114
iBlah said:
Troll_Whisperer said:
C'mon, mosquitoes are not that bad. Cockroaches are disgusting, especially the ones that fly.


I thought flying cockroach is a myth.

a friend of mine told me a story about how he once saw a cockroach inside his toliet bowl, he tried to hit it with urine, it suddenly flew up and landed on his penis.

not sure if I believe him though.

The ones in Japan fly. I had to kill several. F*cking disgusting.



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iBlah said:
Troll_Whisperer said:
C'mon, mosquitoes are not that bad. Cockroaches are disgusting, especially the ones that fly.


I thought flying cockroach is a myth.

a friend of mine told me a story about how he once saw a cockroach inside his toliet bowl, he tried to hit it with urine, it suddenly flew up and landed on his penis.

not sure if I belive him though, wouldn't the cockroach try bite his penis?

This story might be true. Did it procede to give him a blowjob? Heard they do that.



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god damn spiders....

fucking roommates is awesome.



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Troll_Whisperer said:
iBlah said:
Troll_Whisperer said:
C'mon, mosquitoes are not that bad. Cockroaches are disgusting, especially the ones that fly.


I thought flying cockroach is a myth.

a friend of mine told me a story about how he once saw a cockroach inside his toliet bowl, he tried to hit it with urine, it suddenly flew up and landed on his penis.

not sure if I believe him though.

The ones in Japan fly. I had to kill several. F*cking disgusting.

Were the Japanese flies visiting Spain during tourist season? It's mighty impolite to kill torists, you know. The poor things flew such a great distance.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

I've never really had a problem with spiders. They seem to know their place. Hardly ever seen or heard. On the rare occasion that a spider does make it into the house, I've been known to catch it and release it back into the wild. Spiders are cool with me. *high five's a spider*

As for mosquitoes (I've just found out that there is an "e" in mosquitoes. I thought it was "mosquitos"), they don't really bother me that much, either. I'll kill a mosquito with my bare hands with a quick "smack"! I wouldn't dream of killing a fly, roach, or spider with my hand. Yes, a mosquito will suck your blood but you already have too much blood. Stop being so greedy.

Flys are filthy and disgusting nobody ever really freaks out when confronted by a fly. As long as it doesn't land on my food, I'll just brush it away. Now, multiple flies are fucking disgusting but one fly on his own, I won't even bother to try and kill it. It only lives for a day, anyway, right? Fun fact: After seeing the Karate Kid back in the 80's, young d21lewis decided to try and pluck a fly out of the sky with a pair of tweezers. It actually worked!

So that just leaves the roach. I hate fucking roaches. I don't think that there's a bigger sign that a home is disgusting than if a roach suddenly appears. As a cop, I went to a house and touched a picture frame while talking to the homeowner. A dozen roaches ran from that frame in every fucking direction. Disgusting. They leave their eggs everywhere. They leave roach shit everywhere. They stink. They get everywhere. They don't care who sees them. When I was in high school (I admit, we didn't have the cleanest house in the world), we had roaches. I learned to hat them. Once, I sat my backpack on my desk and a roach hopped out. He said "California, here I come!". I was so terrified that somebody would see that I crushed that roach with my bare hand and kept my hand on it there until the end of the class. I hate roaches. I'm glad my home is 99% bug free.

In groups, I probably would be disgusted by flys, more. Individually, I fucking hate roaches.



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sapphi_snake said:
brendude13 said:

I had one in my room many years ago that left me pale and triggered my phobia of spiders. I was sitting on my bed playing Tomb Raider Anniversary when I heard scuttling on the floor. Me and my friend thought it was a mouse or something so we turned the light on, a few minutes later, a huge spider ran out from under my bed. I've been to plenty of zoo's and seen many tarantulas but that spider in my room is still the biggest I have ever seen, it isn't far off the one in that photo.

It was only a few days ago that I found one roughly 4 inches across behind my bed, they're everywhere this time of year.

As for mosquitos, they're pretty bad in my area too. It hasn't been as bad this year because they sprayed the ditches for the Golf Opening, but 3 or 4 years ago they would eat you alive. If you went outside past 7pm you would usually end up with a few bites.

Oh my, that soudns liek something out of a horror movie. How huge? 10 inches?! And was it dangerous (poisonous or something)?

Do we even have dangerous spiders indigenous to the UK?



sapphi_snake said:
iBlah said:
Troll_Whisperer said:
C'mon, mosquitoes are not that bad. Cockroaches are disgusting, especially the ones that fly.


I thought flying cockroach is a myth.

a friend of mine told me a story about how he once saw a cockroach inside his toliet bowl, he tried to hit it with urine, it suddenly flew up and landed on his penis.

not sure if I belive him though, wouldn't the cockroach try bite his penis?

This story might be true. Did it procede to give him a blowjob? Heard they do that.

thats what I have been wondering, he said no, but if his story is true, no reason why the roach wouldn't take a bite, after all it just landed on a chunk of fresh meat.



 

sapphi_snake said:
Troll_Whisperer said:
iBlah said:
Troll_Whisperer said:
C'mon, mosquitoes are not that bad. Cockroaches are disgusting, especially the ones that fly.


I thought flying cockroach is a myth.

a friend of mine told me a story about how he once saw a cockroach inside his toliet bowl, he tried to hit it with urine, it suddenly flew up and landed on his penis.

not sure if I believe him though.

The ones in Japan fly. I had to kill several. F*cking disgusting.

Were the Japanese flies visiting Spain during tourist season? It's mighty impolite to kill torists, you know. The poor things flew such a great distance.

First of all, they weren't flies, they were flying cockroaches, the single most disgusting creature on Earth. Second, I killed them in Japan, so they weren't tourists, they were just invading my apartment. Third, it was in self-defense, those nasty creatures have no right to live when they're trying to jump to my face.



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iBlah said:
sapphi_snake said:
iBlah said:
Troll_Whisperer said:
C'mon, mosquitoes are not that bad. Cockroaches are disgusting, especially the ones that fly.


I thought flying cockroach is a myth.

a friend of mine told me a story about how he once saw a cockroach inside his toliet bowl, he tried to hit it with urine, it suddenly flew up and landed on his penis.

not sure if I belive him though, wouldn't the cockroach try bite his penis?

This story might be true. Did it procede to give him a blowjob? Heard they do that.

thats what I have been wondering, he said no, but if his story is true, no reason why the roach wouldn't take a bite, after all it just landed on a chunk of fresh meat.

Here is an example of a flying cockroach: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BqxQhkVqao

The noise they make when they fly will always haunt my dreams.



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.

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Spiders are cool with me. *high five's a spider*

Don't you mean 'high 8'?

Once, I sat my backpack on my desk and a roach hopped out. He said "California, here I come!". I was so terrified that somebody would see that I crushed that roach with my bare hand

Oh, you ruined his dream of seeing California. Shame on you for denying that poor disgusting insect (which probably thinks humans are disgusting and huge) the chance to fulfill it's dream.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)