@d21lewis:
Spiders are cool with me. *high five's a spider*
Don't you mean 'high 8'?
Once, I sat my backpack on my desk and a roach hopped out. He said "California, here I come!". I was so terrified that somebody would see that I crushed that roach with my bare hand
Oh, you ruined his dream of seeing California. Shame on you for denying that poor disgusting insect (which probably thinks humans are disgusting and huge) the chance to fulfill it's dream. 
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)
