I'd start eating mushrooms to level up until I'd throw up.

i would play some music to warp around the world, fighting monster at the end of every dungeon. blowing holes in the walls and changing the way i look with masks.

- Punch Out: It would be okay for a 300 pound guy to fight a 100 pound guy. In fact, the 100 pound guy would probably win.

-Super Mario: It would be much easier for cops to tell if you're high off of 'shrooms.....because you'd be twelve feet tall.

-Wii Sports: The greatest tennis player in the world would be some guy who just stands in one place and swings the racquet back and forth like a retard.

-Kirby: I would have all of my girlfriend's powers (like super nagging and the ability to make an awesome sandwich) after I eat her.

-Starfox: *obligatory "do a barrel roll" reference*

-Metroid: The self destruction sequence will activate because some chick named Samus who works at Wal-Mart beat her boss in an argument. She'll run out of the store and escape mere seconds before it explodes.

-Pokemon: There would be kids waiting right outside of your house. You wouldn't even make it to your mailbox without being forced to take part in a brutal, inter-species animal fight. A pitbull vs. a hamster. That poor hamster should have evolved, huh?

-Mario Kart: I'd purposely paint arrows on the highway. Apparently, driving over an arrow on the ground gives you some sort of super speed boost. I'll never be late for work, again (unless some asshole leaves a banana peel on the road. Then, I'd be killed in some tragic banana related accident)!


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On the bright side, they'd legalzie green 'shrooms which they'd sell at pharmacies.

I would walk around with a magic mushroom growing out of my head, to display that "Yes, I am selling magic mushrooms for 50 each!"

Then I would eat some magic pies to go to a special dream-like world.

Oh, and FINALLY kill all the zombies wandering around town by luring them into a tent with some fly honey.... But I would probaby just burn the tent.

Ride around in a van with a jazz band and scare the crap out of ghosts!

Then relax here:

I would eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher
Eat a magic flower and spit balls of fire!

-Legend of Zelda: I would walk right into the front door of your one room house and take anything I think could be helpful (slingshots, boomerangs, mask, red Kool-Aid....you have a hand gun? You can keep that shit! Where do you keep the deku nuts?). You'll just stand there stunned.

I'd kill you for the coins, missles, health, or arrows hidden in your belly. There's a pretty good chance I'll find something good in your corpse. I just have to gather it before it disappears. The cops will never know who did it because your body will disappear, too.

Raccoons would be the ultimate thieves as now they can steal and fly!

You can do anything in a boxing match as long as it doesn't kill anybody

Getting little creatures that look like carrots to beat up people would be legal as they need people to reproduce

Sly Cooper isn't a Nintendo game.