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I would walk around with a magic mushroom growing out of my head, to display that "Yes, I am selling magic mushrooms for 50 each!"

Then I would eat some magic pies to go to a special dream-like world.

Oh, and FINALLY kill all the zombies wandering around town by luring them into a tent with some fly honey.... But I would probaby just burn the tent.

Ride around in a van with a jazz band and scare the crap out of ghosts!

Then relax here:



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.