Nintendo Games are the most unrealistic games in the world. So what if Nintendo games became real? But rather then the Nintendo games becoming realistic the World we live now becomes more like  the Nintendo games.  (Warp your head around that)

Here is a example of what I mean

If Nintendo games were realistic we would be throwing dead turtle shells at people in the driveway to get ahead of them.

Another one

If Nintendo Games were realstic turtles will actually be a threat to us

One more

killing innocent creatures who were defending their home isn't murdering its because they were in the way!

Man I'd love to fly some flower around the planet drop in and huck living plants at things. Attack plants beat attack dogs any day. Then just take a trip to a weird land where an evil over lord has kidnapped the princess and a magical sword and fairy will help me take them down. Then for vacation I'd just go into space hop in an arwing and take on a big floating head.

Man that world would be awsome, sorta hard it all to be real though since Nintendo's game universes are drastically different.

Be traveling around galaxy as well as racing; I would live in my own farm in a vast kingdom, and Make sure I don't piss off th wrong monkey when visiting the jungle. Oh and horde all the treasure my hearts content; except bananas.

Planting fire flowers so I can use them for my grilling and campfires; though I would probably need a permit for cultivation.

Yah you don't wanna piss off that monkey, he'll go all ape shit on your ass. I'm the only one who can horde banana's around here, then again you'll probably steal them with a big crocodile who thinks he's king. Shit things are complicated in the Nintendo universe where's my little buddy with the jet pack and pop guns he'll keep my banana horde safe!

Guess I would have to get my bananas somehwere else where he wont see me. I love my smoothies.

I'd shot doors to open them like in metroid. (i still think that is a dumb idea instead of making it as an animation)

I would be much more terrified of the moon. (Majora's Mask)

I could catch wild animals in an impossibly small ball and force them to effectively cockfight, without the risk of death, for money and glory. The RSPCA and PETA would all hate me, but society as a whole would allow, and even endorse it.

everybody would have huge, featureless heads, no limbs and play nothing but mini-games all day.... creepy stuff, there!

I would suck up ghosts, and money inside of a haunted mansion with only a vacuum.