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killeryoshis on 04 September 2011
sapphi_snake said:
killeryoshis said:
Raccoons would be the ultimate thieves as now they can steal and fly!

You can do anything in a boxing match as long as it doesn't kill anybody

Getting little creatures that look like carrots to beat up people would be legal as they need people to reproduce

Sly Cooper isn't a Nintendo game.


Fine leaves make you turn into a raccoon and make you fly and become the ultimate thief



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gumby_trucker on 04 September 2011

I would be a lot more suspicious of just kicking the old ball around (metroid)



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mini-games on consoles, cinematic games on handhelds, what's next? GameBoy IMAX?

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Red4ADevil on 04 September 2011

Also I would barrel blast to any location for faster transport, Warp through pipes, or fall through holes.



gumby_trucker on 04 September 2011

it would be illegal to precede any verb with the word falcon.



Until you've played it, every game is a system seller!

the original trolls

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mini-games on consoles, cinematic games on handhelds, what's next? GameBoy IMAX?

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Jumpin on 04 September 2011

My name is Link..... I have had a bit of troubled childhood, you could say that.

First of all, I lived in a forest until I was about 13 years old; and I thought my father was a giant talking tree. When I was 13, a faery started telling me what to do, and people started looking at me even more strangely than before; like I was a psycho. Then things got really bad, the tree I thought was my father died, and I discovered that my real parents were already dead. This happened right before I was driven out of my village and forced to wander the world.

My hobbies involve like fishing, breaking pots, and sword fighting. I like to be alone, and besides, I am not sure if people really get my green felt suit and tights. Also, I think people are a little nervous about the fact that I have a small arsenal of bombs and a bow and arrow.



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.

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d21lewis on 04 September 2011

My dreams of banging Krystal from Star Fox Adventures would be this much closer to coming true.



killeryoshis on 04 September 2011

monkeys can are now smart enough to wear cloths

Its now possible to make a gun that shoots peanuts



Tag:I'm not bias towards Nintendo. You just think that way (Admin note - it's "biased".  Not "bias")
(killeryoshis note - Who put that there ?)
Switch is 9th generation. Everyone else is playing on last gen systems! UPDATE: This is no longer true. 2nd UPDATE: I have no Switch 2. I am now behind

Biggest pikmin fan on VGchartz I won from a voting poll
I am not a nerd. I am enthusiast.  EN-THU-SI-AST!
Do Not Click here or else I will call on the eye of shining justice on you. 

gumby_trucker on 04 September 2011
killeryoshis said:
monkeys can are now smart enough to wear cloths

Its now possible to make a gun that shoots peanuts

monkeys have always been smart enough to wear cloths, which is precisely why they don't. It's us humans that are stupid.



Until you've played it, every game is a system seller!

the original trolls

Wii FC: 4810 9420 3131 7558
MHTri: name=BOo BoO/ID=BZBLEX/region=US

mini-games on consoles, cinematic games on handhelds, what's next? GameBoy IMAX?

Official Member of the Pikmin Fan Club

TheEvilBanana on 04 September 2011

I'd marry a girl thats half fish... Like Link was supposed to do with Ruto. Haaawwwwt

I'd fertilize her eggs any day.