If Nintendo Games Were Actually True

[Red4ADevil]

Joelcool7 said:

Red4ADevil said:
Be traveling around galaxy as well as racing; I would live in my own farm in a vast kingdom, and Make sure I don't piss off th wrong monkey when visiting the jungle. Oh and horde all the treasure my hearts content; except bananas.

Yah you don't wanna piss off that monkey, he'll go all ape shit on your ass. I'm the only one who can horde banana's around here, then again you'll probably steal them with a big crocodile who thinks he's king. Shit things are complicated in the Nintendo universe where's my little buddy with the jet pack and pop guns he'll keep my banana horde safe!

Guess I would have to get my bananas somehwere else where he wont see me. I love my smoothies.