- Punch Out: It would be okay for a 300 pound guy to fight a 100 pound guy. In fact, the 100 pound guy would probably win.
-Super Mario: It would be much easier for cops to tell if you're high off of 'shrooms.....because you'd be twelve feet tall.
-Wii Sports: The greatest tennis player in the world would be some guy who just stands in one place and swings the racquet back and forth like a retard.
-Kirby: I would have all of my girlfriend's powers (like super nagging and the ability to make an awesome sandwich) after I eat her.
-Starfox: *obligatory "do a barrel roll" reference*
-Metroid: The self destruction sequence will activate because some chick named Samus who works at Wal-Mart beat her boss in an argument. She'll run out of the store and escape mere seconds before it explodes.
-Pokemon: There would be kids waiting right outside of your house. You wouldn't even make it to your mailbox without being forced to take part in a brutal, inter-species animal fight. A pitbull vs. a hamster. That poor hamster should have evolved, huh?
-Mario Kart: I'd purposely paint arrows on the highway. Apparently, driving over an arrow on the ground gives you some sort of super speed boost. I'll never be late for work, again (unless some asshole leaves a banana peel on the road. Then, I'd be killed in some tragic banana related accident)!
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