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gamelover2000 on 31 August 2011
EL_PATRAS said:
So, what if i'm in the shower and i slip and fall onto a lubed up bottle of shampoo? Would i have to marry said lubed up bottle of shampoo to avoid the bowels of hell?


Only if it's shampoo for the opposite sex.



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EL_PATRAS on 31 August 2011
gamelover2000 said:
EL_PATRAS said:
So, what if i'm in the shower and i slip and fall onto a lubed up bottle of shampoo? Would i have to marry said lubed up bottle of shampoo to avoid the bowels of hell?


Only if it's shampoo for the opposite sex.


I'm screwed, it was axe.  The big dark brown variety



                                                                           

gamelover2000 on 31 August 2011
EL_PATRAS said:
gamelover2000 said:
EL_PATRAS said:
So, what if i'm in the shower and i slip and fall onto a lubed up bottle of shampoo? Would i have to marry said lubed up bottle of shampoo to avoid the bowels of hell?


Only if it's shampoo for the opposite sex.


I'm screwed, it was axe.  The big dark brown variety

Damn you must be going trough hell!



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Chroniczaaa on 31 August 2011
padib said:
Runa216 said:
The thing I find funniest about this thread is how biologically WRONG it is.

I had a friend who went to the doctors, worried he had testicular cancer because of the immense pain in his balls...and the doctor said he had a chronic case of blueballs and prescribed masturbation...because my friend had the same backwards view of sexuality that those evangelicals do. He was a firm believer in "No sex or masturbation before marriage", and he got blueballs.

the male body cannot live without occasional release, it's a biological imperative. Just another way the church has somehow managed to overthrow science. Don't you love archaic but persistent belief systems?

This is the biggest fucking bullshit ever. The fact that he is getting blueballs is not singly linked to the fact that he's abstaining. First and foremost, the guy probably needs to get physically active. The reason I say that is because the body releases natural hormones to stimulate your body and the increased bloodflow causes natural erections and, hopefully if he's healthy, natural wet dreams.

He has blueballs because he's a fuckin jellyfish, that's my gut feeling on it, and I don't even know the guy.

o_O.Q said:

shes stupid for seeking sexual gratification?

She's stupid becuase she bases her marriage on her first few sexual experiences with her partner.

Read the situation he wrote carefully:  "how do you know she won't get a divorce early"

If she does that fuck her, honestly.

You sir are such a genius, that's the funniest shit I've heard in a long time.

On topic... i have the same opinion as this guy.



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brendude13 on 31 August 2011
EL_PATRAS said:
gamelover2000 said:
EL_PATRAS said:
So, what if i'm in the shower and i slip and fall onto a lubed up bottle of shampoo? Would i have to marry said lubed up bottle of shampoo to avoid the bowels of hell?


Only if it's shampoo for the opposite sex.


I'm screwed, it was axe.  The big dark brown variety

LOOOL!

You're killing me!



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scottie on 31 August 2011
axumblade said:

Oh wow.....I'm not only corrupted but I'm a corrupter. :/

All those virgins.....I thought I was helping them but I was in fact making the problem worse.


Haha, every time I read one of your posts, I imagine the post is part of a speech bubble coming from Archer - it always seems appropriate regardless



sapphi_snake on 01 September 2011
Level1Death said:
sapphi_snake said:
Level1Death said:
Netyaroze said:
Sorry but people who have Sex married or not are dirty whores in gods eyes. If you love someone or not doesnt matter. Sex is from the Devil himself and people that had sex are in my eyes worse then Hitler.

Humans are filthy and I hope gods justice will crush their skulls.

God never wanted people to have Sex its just a test. And God looks who fails or not. You think just because humanity invented marriage that somehow its ok to walk into the devils trap?

Humans were kicked out of paradise because Adam and Eve ate each others forbidden "apples". In my eyes you are devils spawn that tries to lure innocent souls into the devils trap by saying its ok to have sex in marriage. Why do you think people and animals die in the first place ? Because they had sex. God never wanted us to be creators of life through using the knowledge Adam and Eve aquired due to eating their "apples". And because we are not god our kids obviously are imperfect and die.

Be ashamed there is no hope for you anymore if you believe its ok to have Sex in marriage.

Stay pure until death and god might rescue your soul.

All the Sinners on earth will be reborn until they get it. People never realized our reality IS PURGATORY.

I hope for your sake that you are a virgin now stay that way.

Best post in this thread.

On what planet is this even close to being a good post?

 It's just sarcasm.

LOL, sorry, didn't realize that.



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Player1x3 on 01 September 2011
Jay520 said:
Ps3 said:


We have our loyalty to prove. It doesn't take much.


Loyalty is overated. Those who adapt & change (their mates) will live the best life.


yeah, you keep sayin that to yourself, see where it will get you



Garnett on 01 September 2011

Where do i start at?

Let people go have sex with who ever they want, We shouldn't live our 21st century life based on a book written more than 2000 years ago.

Also, 99% of people (who claim to be Christans or believe in jesus/god) are going to hell. God CLEARLY says Dont worship anyone other than him, but people are worship JESUS and these phony preachers. Its a sin (But feel free to make some excuse up to void this because we all know its true)



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lestatdark on 01 September 2011

I always find it delightfully funny how christians use the concept of marriage so freely as a binding contract that their own religion invented. Nevermind that marriage itself is a concept that came from the ancient celtic tribes in Europe, with ceremonies such as the hand-fasting and marriage itself.

Anyway having said that, I believe in the concept that everyone is free to choose what to do with his/her own body. I'm not going to discuss the christian theology of sin and vice, because that'll end up in an endless chain of comments from rebuttals from my Wiccan point of view. Everyone's entitled to their own feelings regarding this matter, just as long as they don't try to shove them down everyone else's throat.

Live and let live, without judging one another.



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