Everyone should remain pure until marriage.

[EL_PATRAS]

gamelover2000 said:

EL_PATRAS said:
So, what if i'm in the shower and i slip and fall onto a lubed up bottle of shampoo? Would i have to marry said lubed up bottle of shampoo to avoid the bowels of hell?

Only if it's shampoo for the opposite sex.

I'm screwed, it was axe.  The big dark brown variety