Most people don't know what their favourite authors look like, so I'm just gonna post the hottest authors I know of.
J.K. Rowling: Despite her age, I would do such weird and glorious things to her and I can only pray that one day she gets a weird fetish that involves sleeping with young Lebanese guys with an Australian accent.
Joe Abercrombie: A new up and coming fiction writing superstar, his as handsome as Brad Pitt and has the mind of Eoin Colfer. His hot, he can write and he sets afire the loins of men and women.
Tasha Alexander: Dude, do you like history and shit? Then Tasha can hit you up! Tasha is the critically acclaimed author of 'A Poisoned Season' and 'And only to decieve' and she's also a pretty blonde.
Jane Goldman: A prominent screen writer and author, Jane has written the cult hit 'Dreamworld' and also wrote the 'X-Files Book of the Unexplained'. Her red hair, open mind, large breasts and random dips into bisexuality make her a feisty lady and I'll just mention her breast again because they deserved to be mentioned.
Patrick Rothfuss: 'The Name of the Wind' conquered the fantasy novel world and this man was at the forefront of the march. Patrick is a fucking viking, his biceps bulge, his beard is unkempt and his eyes could seek out the deepest and darkest traits of your soul. You praise him, you give him sex, you give him food and hopefully you'll leave your encounter with both your arms still attatched to your shoulders.