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THE NGP IS D00M3D!

Reason 1: The Sega Nomad could play Genesis games. The NGP has enough power to play PS3 games. The Sega Nomad bombed at stores regardless.

Reason 2: The Sega Nomad was huge and seemed more advanced and powerful than the Gameboy of the time. According to Sony, the NGP is the most powerful mobile gaming device today. The Sega Nomad failed, why is that?

Reason 3: The Sega Nomad was a sequel to the modestly successful Game Gear. The NGP is sequel to the modestly successful PSP.

Reason 4: The Nomad launched for a large price, which contributed to it's other design problems. OLED touchscreens and built in 3g with a proccessor as powerful as a PS3's don't come cheap...

Reason 5: They're both TOO DAMN BIG! The Nomad ate batteries like a Cookie Monster and was huge. The PSP has an okay battery life, and the NGP is like the PSP on sterioids. The Sega Nomad died from it's size, battery, life, and price.

Reason 6: Sega and Sony begin with Ss. S is the letter of evil. The Nazis had the SS, Russia had Stalin, and Sega had Sonic! All evil and vile things never to be spoke of again!

How the NGP can not fail like the Nomad:

1. Rename it the "Playstation 2"

2. Go into the future and buy all the parts for cheap and come back.

3. Make a portable, sliding, model with no disk drive. It's so hip it can't fail!

4. Destroy the 3DS Factory.

5. Buy Nintendo then sell them to a doomed company like Blockbuster.

6. Hold the world hostage with nukes until everyone buys one.

7.Destroy the 3DS factory.

8. Change their name from "Sony" to "Puppies and Rainbows Product Company".

9. Ship Kaz Hirai off to sea and replace him with Mr. T.

10. Put an Apple logo somewhere on the NGP and have Steve Jobs announce as "iPlay" at MacWorld 2011.



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Perfect.



Bad Clown!  No soup for you!  Go to your room and think about what you said!



The NOMAD didn't have any extra features which couldn't be played on the genesis and it didn't have any games which couldn't be played on the genesis. It's more like the Neo Geo Pocket

Sony would benefit from destroying the 3DS factory though XD



LOL xD



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geez what is this like the 4th ngp fail thread today?

 

BTW-
"I can't put a ballpark on it in terms of figures, but what I would say is that we will shoot for an affordable price that's appropriate for the handheld gaming space," Sony Computer Entertainment Europe boss Andrew House told Eurogamer in Tokyo this morning.



You call 60M a modest success? 

 

Seriously, what are some of you smoking?



A Bad Clown said:

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Reason 6: Sega and Sony begin with Ss. S is the letter of evil. The Nazis had the SS, Russia had Stalin, and Sega had Sonic! All evil and vile things never to be spoken of again!

 

Wonderful.  That is all I would change :)  



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