wow your having sex with a fictional character. someone has issues.

The Street FIghter Movie was so bad it killed Raoul Julia.

Here is a list of things I would rather do than play another game with motion controls:

1) Headbutt a knife

2) Do the worm with a boner

3) Be driven around by Stevie Wonder

P.S. I hereby dedicate all my posts in this thread to the memory of the roast king Greg Giraldo.

Boutros's taste in movies is not worse than his taste in games.

but there is one with THE worst taste that i am waiting for him to post here.

While I have the chance... Time to flame the shit out of a whole plethora of stuff. Without naming any names of course.

Pokemon isn't an RPG. It's a Pet Simulator game in the same genre as Nintendogs. It's just called an RPG by whiny Nintendo fans who want an excuse to say "Yeah but... But Nintendo has teh best selling RPGszzzz!". It pisses me of. Pokemon isn't an RPG.

It also pisses me off that this site doesn't seperate the sales of the games. All the other trackers do it. Why don't we?

Bayonetta shits all over God of War 3.

I wish the Weekly sales numbers we get wouldn't include Wii Sports. It's stupid to do so. I don't want to see it in the Top 10. It doesn't deserve to be in the Top 10. It's annoying. Especially when people try to say that it's the best selling game of all time. Really? FUCK OFF!

Another thing that pisses me off - New Super Mario Bros. Wii isn't the fastest game to 10 Million units OR 20 Million units. The 10 Million one belongs to Call of Duty Black Ops (2 Weeks). The 20 Million one belongs to Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 (5 Months before NSMBW).

Nintendo are starting to piss me off with Mario. Stop raping him. Please. Get a new Mascot. Don't bring out a new Mario game every year. I also want the next 4/5 Weeks to hurry up and come around too, because I'm sick of reading sales threads filled with gloating, smug Nintendo fans who only seem to come out of the woodwork when someone has either a negative opinion of the Wii (Or a Wii game) or the Wii gets its Holiday bump.

Microsoft are pissing me off. Well... I say Microsoft. What I really mean is... Don Mattrick. I hope he dies. Without naming names... Gloating MS fans are also starting to piss me off. Stop gloating because your EyeToy rip off is selling well. Woo. Yeah. Your casual camera is bumping sales... Look at the Wii's 3rd party support, and look at the future of Xbox now Microsoft have yet another way to make easy money from you.

Sony aren't pissing me off. Although certain Sony fans are. STOP CRYING IN EVERY SALES THREAD. Not EVERY Sony game is being undertracked just because it's getting outsold by games on another platform. Your whining is annoying and you need stabbing. Wait... No. Sony ARE pissing me off. Your updates piss me off. You need to advertise your games. You need to remove your head from your own arse.

What else can I rant about? Hmm...

Sega. Fuck you, and fuck your decision to release Valkyria games on a console other than the PS3.

Square Enix. Fuck you, and fuck your constant head-giving to the 360.

While I have the chance... Time to flame the shit out of a whole plethora of stuff. Without naming any names of course.

Pokemon isn't an RPG. It's a Pet Simulator game in the same genre as Nintendogs. It's just called an RPG by whiny Nintendo fans who want an excuse to say "Yeah but... But Nintendo has teh best selling RPGszzzz!". It pisses me of. Pokemon isn't an RPG.

It also pisses me off that this site doesn't seperate the sales of the games. All the other trackers do it. Why don't we?

Bayonetta shits all over God of War 3.

I wish the Weekly sales numbers we get wouldn't include Wii Sports. It's stupid to do so. I don't want to see it in the Top 10. It doesn't deserve to be in the Top 10. It's annoying. Especially when people try to say that it's the best selling game of all time. Really? FUCK OFF!

Another thing that pisses me off - New Super Mario Bros. Wii isn't the fastest game to 10 Million units OR 20 Million units. The 10 Million one belongs to Call of Duty Black Ops (2 Weeks). The 20 Million one belongs to Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 (5 Months before NSMBW).

Nintendo are starting to piss me off with Mario. Stop raping him. Please. Get a new Mascot. Don't bring out a new Mario game every year. I also want the next 4/5 Weeks to hurry up and come around too, because I'm sick of reading sales threads filled with gloating, smug Nintendo fans who only seem to come out of the woodwork when someone has either a negative opinion of the Wii (Or a Wii game) or the Wii gets its Holiday bump.

Microsoft are pissing me off. Well... I say Microsoft. What I really mean is... Don Mattrick. I hope he dies. Without naming names... Gloating MS fans are also starting to piss me off. Stop gloating because your EyeToy rip off is selling well. Woo. Yeah. Your casual camera is bumping sales... Look at the Wii's 3rd party support, and look at the future of Xbox now Microsoft have yet another way to make easy money from you.

Sony aren't pissing me off. Although certain Sony fans are. STOP CRYING IN EVERY SALES THREAD. Not EVERY Sony game is being undertracked just because it's getting outsold by games on another platform. Your whining is annoying and you need stabbing. Wait... No. Sony ARE pissing me off. Your updates piss me off. You need to advertise your games. You need to remove your head from your own arse.

What else can I rant about? Hmm...

Sega. Fuck you, and fuck your decision to release Valkyria games on a console other than the PS3.

Square Enix. Fuck you, and fuck your constant head-giving to the 360.

You need pussy badly, i hear maxwell is available.

I got some today. Twice. (In addition to what me and Hope did earlier, see above)

Id probably rather stick it in a bacon slicer than Maxwell though. No offence to him.

@signalstar. I resent that remark. I am NOT drunk. Yet.

I got some today. Twice. (In addition to what me and Hope did earlier, see above)

Id probably rather stick it in a bacon slicer than Maxwell though. No offence to him.

@signalstar. I resent that remark. I am NOT drunk. Yet.