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Words Of Wisdom said:
W29 said:
Words Of Wisdom said:
My system for telling casual versus hardcore is very simple.


If you can beat Super Mario Bros. 3, you are hardcore.

If you cannot beat Super Mario Bros. 3, you are casual.


Strangely enough, it works brilliantly.

Well I can't beat Super Mario Bros. 3, but I can beat Super Mario Sunshine.


Then you are obviously a casual gamer.  Go back to your Viva Pinata. 

 


Then why would a casual gamer be on forums?



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W29 said:
Words Of Wisdom said:
W29 said:
Words Of Wisdom said:
My system for telling casual versus hardcore is very simple.


If you can beat Super Mario Bros. 3, you are hardcore.

If you cannot beat Super Mario Bros. 3, you are casual.


Strangely enough, it works brilliantly.

Well I can't beat Super Mario Bros. 3, but I can beat Super Mario Sunshine.


Then you are obviously a casual gamer. Go back to your Viva Pinata.

 


Then why would a casual gamer be on forums?


That's a good question. 

Are you some kind of evil casual spy trying to steal super duper hardcore gamer secrets that are so secret even hardcore gamers don't know them?  Fess up now or we'll sick Soriku on you.  



Words Of Wisdom said:
W29 said:
Words Of Wisdom said:
W29 said:
Words Of Wisdom said:
My system for telling casual versus hardcore is very simple.


If you can beat Super Mario Bros. 3, you are hardcore.

If you cannot beat Super Mario Bros. 3, you are casual.


Strangely enough, it works brilliantly.

Well I can't beat Super Mario Bros. 3, but I can beat Super Mario Sunshine.


Then you are obviously a casual gamer. Go back to your Viva Pinata.

 


Then why would a casual gamer be on forums?


That's a good question. 

Are you some kind of evil casual spy trying to steal super duper hardcore gamer secrets that are so secret even hardcore gamers don't know them?  Fess up now or we'll sick Soriku on you.  


Its true damn...Its true Word of Wisdom has finally understood my gamer level..... *cries*



I am playing Super Paper Mario right now. Mario doesn't carry any guns or make anyone bleed. So I am casual right?



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mancandy said:
I am playing Super Paper Mario right now. Mario doesn't carry any guns or make anyone bleed. So I am casual right?

Mario can carry a gun in Super Smash Bros. Brawl so as long as you buy Brawl, you'll be okay.



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mancandy said:
I am playing Super Paper Mario right now. Mario doesn't carry any guns or make anyone bleed. So I am casual right?

We are talking about Super Mario Bros. 3 for GBA.



Real hardcore gamers are playing Etrian Odyssey, NSMB and Contra IV on the DS and MH2 on the PSP.

Real hardcore gamers are playing the hardcore games on the handhelds.

The softcore casual gamers can play their SMG's, their Halo's, their Air Guitar Rock Band and their whatever's but the real hardcore gamer is playing on the DS and PSP and anyone who aspires to the title "real hardcore gamer" and doesn't own both is a fraud.

And anyone who tells you different is a damn liar.



Words Of Wisdom said:
My system for telling casual versus hardcore is very simple.


If you can beat Super Mario Bros. 3, you are hardcore.

If you cannot beat Super Mario Bros. 3, you are casual.


Strangely enough, it works brilliantly.

 But that game is so easy! Or do you mean beating it without using those flying P-power things? Then those battletank levels in the bowser world are kinda tough.



RolStoppable said:
mancandy said:
I am playing Super Paper Mario right now. Mario doesn't carry any guns or make anyone bleed. So I am casual right?

Yes, you are casual, but for a different reason. Remember, you admitted to be casual after you have seen my Corruption clear time.

You are a casual TROLL!!! Wait a minute, I didn't admit I was casual, I was impressed. But I will get that time as soon as I have the time to play it again, in Hyper Casual Mode.



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W29 said:
mancandy said:
I am playing Super Paper Mario right now. Mario doesn't carry any guns or make anyone bleed. So I am casual right?

We are talking about Super Mario Bros. 3 for GBA.


GBA!?    You, sir, shame us all.